“One of the parrots was green.”
“What color are my eyes?”
“I don’t know, I’m colorblind.”

seeing how much jess and peach love the sanctuary after their visit is so amazing, they’re so kind 🥺

its funny Maya said she doesn't expect us to remember the label but the only eggs i, and probably others, buy now is Certified Humane eggs

Connor is gonna make eye contact with the wolves and have a revelation about who he truly is

Maya straight up roasting everybody for a whole hour and half is why i keep coming back.

i genuinely only look for Certified Humane now when purchasing my eggies and chicken products, told my family to do so too ❤ thank you maya and alveus for great educational info

why was I convinced the new ambassador would be a polar bear LMAO

8:25 Ambassador announcement

26:25 peachjars

33:13 ludwig (35:50 for the call)

41:10 Extra Emily (42:40 for the call)

47:00 Fanfan (48:17 for the call)

52:19 Esfand (53:23 for the call 1:49:27 for a dementia rematch)

1:00:29 Emily Wang (1:02:07 for the call)

1:06:12 Zoil (1:08:03 for the call)

1:12:42 Hasan (1:14:12 for the call)

1:17:50 Grayson (1:18:51 to get ghosted)

1:19:25 Alinity (1:20:36 for the call)

1:23:20 Russel (1:24:54 for the call)

The streamer ranking board is clearly the plastic tray for a dog kennel

1:32:10 Squeax (1:33:36 for the call)

1:38:05 ConnorEatsPants (1:39:45 for the call)

1:42:50 Cinna (1:43:30 for Maya insulting her while she's pooping)

1:52:00 YungJeff (1:53:39 for the call)

1:58:40 Eric? PointCrow? (2:00:17 for the call)

2:05:25 DailyDoseOfInternet (2:07:15 to get ghosted)

2:07:30 Caroline Kwan (2:09:17 to get your ass's call screened 2:35:25 for a callback)

2:10:05 Fillian (2:11:15 Alone Zoned 2:19:25 for a callback)

2:12:00 Alluux (2:14:30 for copium)

2:15:10 Knut is considered 2:27:20 for clips (2:28:50 for a callback)

2:15:30 Jinny is also considered

2:16:35 Lacari (2:17:43 Maya has multiple Lacari's in her phone? 2:23:23 for a callback)

2:19:05 Maya has a boomer problem

2:32:50 Qt gives drama for the next wine about it (2:38:25 for the call)

2:43:56 Recapitulation

2:44:48 Maya doesn't like you

Today I learned Emus are from Austin, Texas

WOLFIE TIME LEGOOOOO TWILIGHT ERA AT ALVEUS WHOHO 🎉

Dang it! I was really hoping for 1 & 1/3 ants...

WOLVES TIME

So excited for the new giant spider ambassador!

Done by April 15th, that’s my birthday omg! It’s all about me 💅🏻😂

She needs to do this for all the collabs she had in april!! A monthly series perhaps?

I hope we do another one of these! Also, I can’t believe how many streamers answer their phone. Not me not me lol

i had a conversation about the impact of ruminants on our climate with a friend a couple years ago and he actually asked me what was the composition of methane gas so i checked online and now i know that methane is CH4 lol

Sad that I can't see Maya's streams live but still happy to be able to watch them after.

should do something like this again! so fun <3

Now i wanna travel to the future to see them