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Date Me or Die (NOT FOR KIDS)

Brandon Rogers

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directed/edited by Brandon Rogers
IG: @brandonbored
TikTok: @brandonrogers

shot by Joshua Thomas
@cassanovafilms

production supervisor Cassie Thomas
@nilahindigo

featuring:
Kornbread Jeté @kornbreadthesnack
Paulette Jones @paulette.jones
Georgina Leahy @georgieleahy
Nandini Minocha @nandiniminocha

theme song performed by Adam Neylan @adamneylan

20 Comments

@_randomgamer_ 5 years ago

"My tits are real...
Real antiques."
Shit caught me off-guard lul

@gbrdiana7323 5 years ago

"My son is a robot"
"My mother is a whore"

This is so perfect, I'm dying-

@squ4tmobile867 5 years ago (edited)

“I once ate a magnet”
later
“OH THE MAGNETS ARE ACTING UP AGAIN SOMEBODY GET ME A SPATULA”

@needbettername8583 5 years ago (edited)

As a British person, I'm so happy we are being represented by true British people. I too like anything with cannons and teatime with turds.

@Saf3tyMeasures 5 years ago

"I didn't have a gender before it was cool'"
Truly a nonbinary/Agender icon

@MacNava 5 years ago

I love that Brandon just doesn't care about being demonitized and does whatever he wants. We need more people like him nowadays.

@Lazyspaceout 5 years ago

"Ive kill less then 3 people"
You cant say she's not accomplished.

@austinelliott9538 5 years ago

“Who are you?”
“A cameraman.”
“What is that?”
“A camera.”
“… that checks out.”

@JacobKealohi 5 years ago (edited)

I love it when Brandon puts a majority of his characters together in one video, it's complete and utter chaos!

@teresabates9177 5 years ago

1:16 "It's 20-something, I'm doing lesbian shit this year." This really spoke to me as a Bi

@ethanrem5385 5 years ago

the whole "cast" came together for something "special" here

@Cardiologistttttttttttt 5 years ago

“I didn’t have a gender before it was cool”💀💀💀

@slopsecret2020 5 years ago

Love how Cathy is now almost eyebrowless.

@bl00dlust.n04h 5 years ago

"Those are your glasses"
* tries to eat the glasses*
" oh dont eat that"
"I do what I want"
I've never been so inspired by such meaningful words

@afriendofepicproportions 5 years ago

Oh god who let Delmar Lysol in this, I'm getting pumpkin pie flashbacks

@Duke-bt9mj 5 years ago

I like how donna says "I'm taking these goddamn balloons sam" as if they talked about it beforehand.

@UltraGalaxyify 5 years ago (edited)

As a straight guy, this has convinced me to explore asexuality

edit: WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY LIKES?! I'm just a straight guy going celebate XD