Highlights of the video: (I didnt get a heart from poofesure because my comment probably lost him viewtime)
5:32- poofesure blames beef boss 8:37- Mario falls in lava 9:36- poofesure becomes a woman and gives a meaningful speech 10:27- "I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING!!!!" 11:44- A very angry bird screams 12:13- WHAAAAAAAAAT?! 14:02- Whyyyy!!!! 15:34- poofesure sends a love letter to hole 8 18:48 to 19:29- Poofesure becomes a mosquito 20:51- "no" moan 21:27- hole 9 screws poofesure all 5 times and gets mad 23:44- poofesure makes it to hole 10 (he says some very appropriate stuff), also he fails 24:28- poofesure sends some critism to who made this challenge 25:02- toddler is in pain 26:06- poofesure makes it to hole 10 yet again 26:16- poofesure got stabbed my a knife (aka he failed hole 10 and started screaming) 27:20- My friend when i'm asked to define a crazy superman 27:42- Poofesure FINALLY shows consideration to his neighbours 29:22- "with a grand finale of a rimjob" 29:56- poofesure scolds the golf ball after it refuses to go in 30:40- my dad when he barely misses hitting a car 30:44- "a rimjob actually did something pleasurable for me, that's crazy", says poofesure when he makes it to hole 10 yet again 31:05- poofesure's attempt at opera singing when he fails hole 10 yet again 32:12- me when my answer on the math test is off by 1 number 33:38 to 34:39- poofesures second beautiful love letter to hole 8 37:22- poofesure's rant on one bad hole 3 and he ends up missing a hole 2 as well 37:54- ♪ oops, i did it again... ♫ (feat. poofesure's crazy laugh) 39:03- hole 10 again! make your predictions 39:15- yep, he failed again, poofesure lets out a sigh 41:11- for every single comment that is asking why this video is an hour, this is the reason why 41:35- isaac newton needs to answer poofesure's question 42:12- hole 10, yet again! 42:20- poofesure's debut single lyrics: "oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no why didnt you ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" 43:47- hole 10 again but its not even interesting imma jus tell u guys theres 17 minutes left in the video, and he failed 44:28 to 44:38- the mosquito's rebirth 46:25- when I finally find a good girlfriend and she dumped me 48:50- poofesure gets the bad hole 10 and fails again 51:02 ayayayayayayayayayayayayayay 52:23- the rebirth of the woman 54:56 to 57:20- poofesure said "there is no way" 87 times (YES, i counted) 57:44- another attempt at hole 10 for poofesure, how will it go? 57:53- his shot 57:58- he did it! 58:01 to 59:12- his reaction: "there's a way"
AAAAAGH THIS TOOK SOOO LONGGGGGGGGG... it was fun to watch a video and to write this comment! Although these are some highlights, y'all should watch the whole video, it is worth your time :) feel free to comment any other highlights/timestamps i missed!
Counted 85 "There's no way" repetitions. This includes "There's no actual way" because it keeps all three words, but "no way" is excluded due to the dropping of the word. Why on earth would I do this to myself?