You're not gonna be alone, you'll get a loan

“You’re not gonna be alone. You’re gonna get a LOAN”

Phil, defining smooth in a different way. LMAO

''Claire you're a tough one to figure out. You don't trust bad boys yet you married one''  BEST   SPOUSE     EVER

“There’s no fee in Dun-Phil,” “There’s no done in Dunphy,” “There’s no umph in Dumphy,” I lost it laughing 😂

“After a 20 year vacation”😂😂😂

I died when he used the flute to try to lure the snake 😂😂😂😂

4:58
PHIL: "I'd kill to have those lips... I mean on me... I mean I want his lips on my mouth." 🤣
HALEY: "Can we just cut to the chase?"
PHIL: "He's got great lips."

Phil is not a man, he is a way of life

Best Phil moment is when he's flirting and he doesn't know it. ...

Speaking of marketing,,, we are out of milk...  😂😂😂

Phil: This body doesn't just happened LADIES
Phil: Except for this machine in the bedroom LADIES
Claire: Seriously, who are these LADIES?
😂

“Happy kids are like antidepressants, but natural ones. Not like the ones your husband finds in your jewellery bag... enough said about that.” 😂😂

Best Phil moment (season 1 episode 1)
Gloria: Phil
(Phil feels glorias dress)
Claire: honey she said Phil not feel

"They say the only constant is change. Well all of that is about to be...different" 🤣🤣🤣

Phil is the best tv dad ever and I can’t imagine anyone other than ty playing him

Claire: man I love that kid
Phil: I know imagine how easy it would be if it were just him
Alex walks by
Phil: I mean
Alex: I know what you mean
Hahaha that was so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

'It was suggested that I was out of my league when I landed Claire, by Jay mostly, and my friends, and my parents ... and Claire

..cause there is no fee in Dun...phil
😂😂😂😂

Having a father like Phil would be amazing

7:29
PHIL: "I still have that blanket."
CLAIRE: "You still have that blanket?"
PHIL: "Yeah, silly. It's the one on our bed."