The snort (and counter) makes me unreasonably happy

about the active landmines thing
in the first 6 months of 2025 they found and disarmed 94 bombs in just one single state here in germany alone
hearing about this stuff is pretty normal here and I'd be surprised if germany was the only country with stuff like that

The first time most men get flowers is at their funeral ⚱️

8:27 I played it frame by frame. She wasn't a jumper. She just wasn't paying attention.
And no, ear buds will not keep you from hearing that horn. I wear -38dB ear plugs designed for a shooting range and I can hear myself typing this comment.

Around 2:40 How‽ Bro is fumbling so hard....

And still winning‽ "He's so cute". She's digging it?

"Task failed successfully", I guess.

4:04 I'd never use face ID, those can be duped with just a picture of your face on someone else's phone.

13:49 there’s a Swedish channel called critical who has made a 180 kph electric go kart

heck yeah it's my favourite subreddit!
1:55 that woman has been showing up all over my insta feed. she's a 4 foot tall body builder that used to be in the british army

16:15  I think she's crossing to get to the next tram arrriving on the other track, didn't hear the tram approaching from the left, anf assumed that the left track was still clear after she'd looked 20 seconds ago - people underestimate how fast trams and cars move.  That's why you teach kids 'Look right, look left, look right again" to cross the road, in case a car has pulled out, sped up, changed lanes, or come round a corner after they took the first look right.

Regarding that thing about losing your phone being really stressful, I have a story:
I used to ride the city bus to and from school, and always sat with my backpack on my lap and played on my phone to pass the time, and I’d rest my arms on my back back while doing it.  My backpack had a mesh pouch on the back that was right next to my hands in that position, and that will become important in a second.  One day, I got up, put my backpack on my back, and got off the bus.  I went to put my hands in my pockets and realized my phone wasn’t in either of them.  In a panic, I sprinted to the next bus stop and somehow made it there before the bus, got back on the bus, and asked if anyone had seen my phone.  My friend, who was getting off at a later stop, calmly directed my attention to my backpack.  That or he actually just reached behind me and handed my phone to me.  My phone was in that mesh pouch.  I don’t know why I had put it in there, or how it didn’t fall out during my sprint, but I felt really stupid for a second there.

7:00 would have answered with,,,,,, wait.... DAD!?

So for context with the AT mine he most likely found it by stepping on it, now normally this would be a bad thing but anti tank mines require a lot more weight then what a human weights, thats why he could pick it up tho he is lucky cause some AT or AP mines have vibration sensors to explode if they are messed with.

I have found a coupke phones. I keep then charged until someone calls it, and set up a meeting to return it

Bro i got jumpscared by Mallie upload, OH THATS WHY, YT PUT NOTIF ON NONE WTF

12:55 in Germany there are many ww2 bombs that didn't explode. There are magnet fishing videos about that.

Okay.... the snorts are adorable. Mallie, you're too cute.

3:40
Fun fact, using this and some tunes you can make a plasma gun
And also no, it is not safe

2:30 if only we all could find such a cute and appreciating girl,

Edit; nice video its rare to find a vtuber with what i feel like is honest reaction and not in a bdsm outfit will definitely watch more

Yippee guys beings dudes

12:55 The problem is: an anti tank mine should only go off if something as heavy as a tank drives onto it.
Throwing it into water should not make it go off. So this one going off means it is severely more dangerous than it should be.
And the other thing is that mines like that can be "secured against picking them up" as our instructor called it. (We have conscription, so they showed us a thing or two about anti tank mines long ago when i did my service). Meaning someone might place explosives underneath that go off if you try to remove it.
So whoever reads this: DO NOT TOUCH ANY MINE/EXPLOSIVES YOU FIND YOURSELF! call authorities.
What those guys did i would call a serious attempt at a Darwin Award.
(there was already one where 3 guys took an anti tank mine to a bar and played a game with it: each one drank their liqour and then hit the mine they had put underneath the table inbetween them. I don't remember if they did a full round, but everyone else fled the bar, and so only the 3 idiots and the bar were erased from existence.)