I’m glad the comment section says every joke again in case I missed them.

“If I shoot him we can make out! This could be so easy!”
-Tom

WHeRE ArE YOUr LEGS?!



In the hole.

What's even funnier is that Chris is completely chill throughout all of this, even when Tom literally attempts to shoot him

"Mom, Dad, I'm Gay!"
"I have no son!"
GASP "THIS isn't my house!"

The delivery on "you're chubby" gets me every time

Man I hate it when I chloroform myself.

1:02 if Tomska video didn’t put logic in a blender then pours it into a running fan I’d be curious as to what Tom thought they were doing.

The fact that he was so willing to shoot Chris is what gets me every time. 😂

"Mom, Dad, I'm gay!"
"WRONG, I hope..."
I flipping love that part

"I'm dating your sister."
"Yeah that's fine"
w h o o p s
ded

The fact we got 4th video after 11 years is wild, this is a nostalgic art

Dear Diary,
Nothing much happened today.
Tom kept coming into my room with my sister and throwing up, trying to shoot me, pretending to be gay, speaking in fluent German, talking to an alternate dimension version of himself who told him to tell me I was ugly and threatening to shoot me in the face. He then admitted he was dating my sister and shot me.
Once the doctors had removed the bullet, sewn me up and allowed me to come home I made myself a toasted sandwich. Unfortunately the grill didn't work and I had to eat a half toasted sandwich!
It was the most traumatic moment of my life!!!
Tomorrow I'm going to buy one of those toasted sandwich makers so I can avoid this happening again.

-- Chris

"JUST LET ME SHOOT HIM AND THEN WE CAN MAKE OUT IT WILL BE SO EASY!" 😂😂😂

"I'm from the future! Tell him he's ugly!"

"You're chubby!"

"You can't even get that right"

-RIP myself

Vid:silly
Toms shirt: BROCCOLI 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦

The description:
“Confessions are so hard. Murder is easy!”

"if I shoot him we can make out! This could be so easy!" -Tom

"WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?!"
TomSka: "In the Hole"

Tom is literally just me during any social interaction or school presentation. This is relatable on too many levels.