Machu Picchu 2025 Survival Guide: Every Mistake You'll Make (ALL VIDEOS IN 1)

Clint James

Clint James

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Our tour guide was Mr. Jorge Luis Huaman Pumalloclla A+++ (we paid about $20 each plus tip at time of filming.)
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How to get to Machu Picchu:
1. Fly into Lima, Peru
2. Fly from Lima, Peru to Cusco, Peru
3. Take Uber/taxi to bus station
4. Take bus then train to Aguas Calientes
5. Take bus from Aguas Calientes up to Machu Picchu

If you're planning a trip to Machu Picchu, but you feel completely overwhelmed with all the information out there––or you just don't want to look up sh*t–-and you just wish you had an easy video you could watch that explained everything––well don't worry––we've already f#cked it all up ahead of time so you don't have to.

All the ways we messed up (I'll add to this list as I remember things:

Didn't buy Machu Picchu Tickets ahead of time
Tania idn't know where Machu Picchu was (despite my trending 2023 video I made)
Ran out of money and had to find an ATM
Chose the worst route possible at Machu Picchu
Took the night train back to Cusco