"top 5 things that never happened" ahh course 💔

the delusional ramblings of a narcissist, behind a paywall

"i'm a little girl", "i'm like a child".   Crazy stuff, imagine having to interact with a person who thinks like that.

This is literally just main character syndrome but you pay for getting it

Her LARPing as a Christian is probably the funniest thing about this. The Bible literally says haughtiness is one of the seven things God especially hates.

Princess treatment is just begging maxxing 🥀❤

What if I’m straight up jorkin it and I accidentally connect to the universal mind

This is giving weaponized manic episode

This is LITERALLY narcissism. She absolutely would get diagnosed if she talked to a professional.

I love the Venn diagram between new age spirituality and the shallowest most materialistic people alive.  We are sick

What’s crazy is that “Alpha Women” and “Alpha Men” are absolutely appalled by each other. Have you ever heard of two of them getting together? Lol

this has me wondering if there are omega men courses

14:50 this was a delusion i had while i was in psychosis

Could also be called "A guide to narcicism 101".
Incredible that somebody can fool herself into believing that.

Not having clear skin does not mean you don't take care of yourself, some people just got saddled with bad genes 😭 (it's me, I'm people)

Please be my alpha david

The reason people text you when you're thinking about them is simply the fact it's been the same amount of time for both of you. And you know how long your friends are usually silent for. "Oh hey, I haven't heard from Blank in a week and usually I would hear from them by now." They're thinking the same thing because a week is a fairly consistent measurement of time. It's just patterns and routines, not hivemind magic.

i'm a real man that's why i like men

A minimal wage worker giving you your probably overpriced order for free? In this economy??? Sure, girl and then everyone clapped lmaoo

sigma boys... now sigma girls...
alpha males... now alpha females
society is evolving :chillwcat: