"Because it's a video game George" has me dying hahahahaha

To anyone who recognizes me from me losing 5 bucks last night. It’s okay, I’ve recovered. I won 30 from NBA preseason today guy. All is well

The Connor fortnite Friday was truly legendary - at one point George santos had to go and then Connor asked his favorite Pokémon and they got into a true gamer conversation for another 30+ mins

The League of legends IQ thing is the most hilarious "study" ever, it's a BINGO site which pretends to have made this study btw, it's literally just clickbait to lure in brainless League players to click the site and hopefully start gambling but people tweet about it as if it's a real study

I once got a letter from a kid that just said 'plees dont die'
I was a Canadian advisor to a Marines unit we were training with.
We were in Colorado. To this day, I don't know why I even got the letter.

As an IT guy, I love when someone fucks up so bad I have to actually pay attention and figure out a real solution, it actually makes my brain work.
Solving the same problem 300 times a year that just takes clicking a few things, that you know you'll have to do for them again next time because they'll never learn, is the most boring shit imaginable.

Also as an IT guy, it's actually crazy how some of my coworkers are absolutely 1000% mysoginistic and have zero fear showing it, because nothing ever happens to them.

Hi... I have the unfortunate pleasure of having written that letter from Donovan to the solider. I saw this online and confirmed with my mother that the timeline of it and my handwriting as a child match up...

15:14 I know so many Hawaiian Samoan, and Tahitian guys like that, they're always the chillest guys to be around.

thanks hotdog boy

0:59 The ‘No Surrender’ is something that all fans of Glasgow Rangers, the smallest football team in Scotland, say to each other

4:48 deploying barbarians in clash of clans

3:27 The lowest was FIFA this time because Destiny 2 players were too busy sucking their thumbs to answer (it’s me)

Your day can be rainy, windy and miserable. Or it can just be rainy and windy. The choice is yours.

6:20 "Kevin Feege"

“I like my glizzies drippy, bruh”

The NO SURRENDER is because the guy is a fan of Rangers a football team in Glasgow Scotland

8:20
me and a coworker made an it guy drive 90 min to the gas station we were working at, at like 9pm, because "our money deposit system wasn't working"
we had the screen off.
the twist, we weren't even on drugs

Shout out to the chatter that said “John DLSS” at 8:46 that shit had me rolling when I watched the VOD and again just now

3:10 A trioc viewers are by far the smartest human beings on the planet. Every stream we watch is a grueling battle of glizz while calculating trillions of ICANTs per second against our fellow vodfrogs. This has expanded our coffee cows to glizzy levels of glarketing.

I'm glad they specified figurines, leaving collecting plushies as the massively attractive hobby that it is