8:11 This is how Gibble will fight:
You will go for the punt.
Gib will latch onto your foot, then use draco meteor, thus ending you.
Sorry, but it’s that simple.

9:09 YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT SNIVY. That one’s crafty as heck.

13:48 “I don’t wanna talk about it…”   * places Ash in RIP *
XD

Can't believe John forgot Ash's Raticate that he had for about 15 minutes.

Ash is a superhuman that can carry cosmeom, run as fast as HIS pikachu, jump pretty high both horizontally and vertically so yeah rip

On bulbasaur: it doesn't evolve because it doesn't want to. Free will when it comes to evolution is a thing in the anime, so bulbasaur will stay like that forever.
On charizard: he stopped listening to Ash for a while, but these days trusts him enough to follow his orders whenever. So props to you for trying, but I think it's more RIP than Not Great.
On Snivy: she knows attract. Depending on whether this works on humans or not, this fight could suddenly take a turn for the worse.

You said you don't want to talk about it, but there is no shame in admitting Ash could beat you up. Kid be holding a larvitar with one arm (that's like 160 lbs in one arm). Ash has got crazy power.

Ash throws logs, casually carries heavy pokemon like he's holding a bag of groceries and is more than willing to throw hands on grown men and win. You're not winning.

Ash has something above an 80% win percentage.  He would have been in the pokemon hall of fame after Kalos even with the loss

1:49 Great Starkid reference! “The heart wants what it wants, and sometimes what it wants is….
TWISTED!”

FYI, Noivern fought toe-to-toe with Zapdos and hung on there much better against Talonflame. Not sure if it's gonna be that easy to beat. I'd put it at least "Not Great". And Torterra's weakest opponent was Paul, and Torterra is surprisingly fast. I wouldn't mess with that thing even with an ice cube. I'd put it at "We'll See" at least.

Do not underestimate ash's rowlet. The only thing that is going to save you is if he's asleep. (To be fair, he does sleep a lot)

"i dont have superpowers, I have confidence"
Truly all it takes to defeat Pokemon is to believe in yourself

You would punt a frog Pokemon (Bulbasaur) to the moon willingly!?

I love how you put Pikachu in "Not Great" zone, which is damn accurate, especially with how powerful it is, sometimes.

Remember that time Ash Ketchum tried to throw hands with MewTwo? Dude ain’t scared of PM7.

I know everyone else is already saying this probably but Charizard started reliability listening to Ash in the Orange Islands

Let's not forget that Ash held Cosmoem, which is as dense as a black hole, and one of the heaviest Pokemon in existance.

Ash was able to throw full logs like he was participating in the Scotland Games on the regular. He could jump like he was Spiderman. His superhuman strength is nuts. I don't think PM7 stands a chance in a fight.

Edit: Also can keep up in speed with Ash Greninja.

To be fair to noivern, his battles that he lost to were a metang which in game resists all its moves it had, a weavile, and a salamence that ended in a tie.

2:06 Are you sure? This issue was solved a long time ago

That ending though! Had me laughing so hard.