Adventure Rider: Zombie Slayer follows my solo Honda CRF300L motorcycle adventure through the French Alps, Mont Blanc and Chamonix as I continue riding across Europe towards the Italian Dolomites. 🏍️⛰️ This funny adventure motorcycle film combines motorcycle touring, European road travel, Honda CRF300L adventure riding, Alpine scenery and motorcycle camping with one completely unnecessary zombie fight. 🧟‍♂️😂

Right…

Now YouTube knows what the bloody video is about, we can continue. 😂

Welcome back to BLUDCLART! – Adventure Rider: Dragon Slayer.

After surviving France, toll roads, petrol stations, mushrooms and one fairly serious psychedelic episode in Part 1… Topboy Jonny continues his extremely important mission across Europe to locate and eventually defeat the massive fire-breathing pussyclart dragon hiding somewhere in the Dolomites. 🐉🔥

Unfortunately, progress is once again limited by the fact that our chosen hero is the Greatest Worst Adventure Rider in the Galaxy.
This time we’ve got:

🏍️ More Honda CRF300L adventure riding through the French Alps
⛰️ Mont Blanc and some genuinely ridiculous Alpine scenery
🇫🇷 Chamonix — or, as Topboy apparently calls it… “Cha-mon-iks”
👁️ A completely unnecessary side quest involving De Ferocious Eye wit de Tentacles and Ting
🐕 Possibly the greatest football-playing dog ever captured on film
🎵 A musical history lesson about the unfortunate fate of ancient Top Adventure Riders
🧟‍♂️ One extremely angry “Local French Man”
🥋 Questionable kung-fu
💥 A full Mortal Kombat-style fight
📰 An international scandal and subsequent global manhunt
🇨🇭 And finally… an escape across the border into neutral Switzerland

All while the mysterious Jamaican narrator becomes increasingly concerned that Topboy thinks he’s the next David Attenborough.
This is still a real solo motorcycle trip across Europe on my Honda CRF300L…

It’s just been slightly ruined by dragons, zombies, monsters, historical inaccuracies and an irresponsible amount of CGI.

If you enjoy adventure motorcycles, Honda CRF300L travel, motorcycle touring in Europe, the French Alps, Mont Blanc, Chamonix, Switzerland motorcycle trips, motorcycle camping, ridiculous adventure films and generally watching a man make very poor decisions on a small motorcycle…

you’re probably in the right place. 😂

BLUDCLART! continues…

🏍️ Let’s Av It!
🔥 Rip Shit Up!

🐉 And somebody eventually needs to deal with that fucking dragon.
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00:00 - Sick Previously Intro
01:21 - The Mushroom Hangover
02:10 - Super El Niño
03:04 - Annecy!
04:24 - De Ferocious Tentacle Eye!
06:05 - Big Adventure Day!
06:52 - Legend of The Top Adventure Rider
09:12 - Enough Nonsense!
11:03 - David Attenborough
13:45 - Angry Local French Man
15:53 - Cha-Mon-Ix
17:03 - Fugitive On The Run!