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Mental Gymnastics | Nimesh Patel Stand Up Comedy

Nimesh Patel

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Just some musings on a Monday night in mid October 2025. ON THE ROAD NOW!

Nov 6–8 — Denver, CO — Comedy Works Downtown
Nov 10 — Las Vegas, NV — Wiseguys Comedy Club
Dec 2 — Pittsburgh, PA — Pittsburgh Improv
Dec 3 — Columbus, OH — Funny Bone Columbus
Dec 4 — Dayton, OH — Funny Bone Dayton
Dec 9 — Orlando, FL — Funny Bone Orlando
Dec 10 — Jacksonville, FL — Comedy Zone Jacksonville
Dec 11–13 — Tampa, FL — Side Splitters Comedy Club
Dec 15 — Fayetteville, AR — George’s Majestic Lounge
Dec 16 — Oklahoma City, OK — Bricktown Comedy Club
Dec 17 — Tulsa, OK — Bricktown Comedy Club
Dec 31 — Stamford, CT — New York Comedy Club Stamford

& theaters after that. TIX HERE: https://punchup.live/nimeshpatel

#comedy #standup #funny #standupcomedy #jokes #comedian #crowdwork #nimeshpatel

20 Comments

@Findingnimesh Creator 11 months ago Pinned

Hey thanks for watching! This was me burning some stuff that won't make the cut of my special that I'm working on. Come see it get built on the road. Tix at findingnimesh.com! Hope to see you!

@saadraees09 9 months ago (edited)

The Larry Nasser joke, aged like a fine wine

@ldfreitas9437 11 months ago

Best socialism in America was 1950s Eisenhower's top tax rate: 91% on the first buck made over $400K a year. No deficit, interstate highway system got built, science became an important subject in schools.

@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD 11 months ago

Parentheses Ansari is literal gold

@Titanvol91 11 months ago

Damn, they got Rami as Zohran on SNL lol

@megapunchboy 10 months ago

According to the wildly exaggerated tavern legends, Nimesh was born with the uncanny power to bend nimisha—the very minutes and moments that stitch time together. It was said he could stretch a heartbeat into an hour, compress an hour into a blink, and casually pause awkward silences just to watch people squirm. Scholars insisted this made him a temporal sage, but villagers simply called him a madlad, for he once rewound an entire afternoon just to redo a joke delivery he felt could’ve landed better. In the annals of ridiculous lore, Nimesh remains the undisputed ruler of moments.

@princejohnofprincejohn3380 11 months ago

I wanna hear what you got to say now that Mamdani won🤣🤣🤣 Love you Nimesh!!!

@Kobe29261 11 months ago

Brutally honest. Thank you. Comedy is rebellion. Has always been.

@brownvanlife 11 months ago

Had a super shitty day this made it much better..thanks for spreading the heehees and haahaas

@hahamasala 11 months ago

I always say that us stand-up comedians help people forget about their problems for a while! We do a great service to society.

@RadAlarm 11 months ago

the Larry Nasser joke was amazing

@Righton23 11 months ago

Nimesh should have many millions

@sachinrampersaud3425 11 months ago

Dude this is crazy good. You and Aakash carrying comedy lately!

@ek6912 11 months ago

You make things bright in 2025 america, that's super important 🎉

@user-hr5pc3rt2n 11 months ago

The Paris rhieves brought all the jewels back. Honorable thieves. LOL.

@TheReinApocalypse 11 months ago

Bro I was zoned out when he was being introduced and I slick thought bro went “Give it up, for Mashed Potatoe!!” 0:07

@mariabengtssonviking 11 months ago (edited)

❤ We in the Nordic countries have the Scandinavian economic model and we have built the most successful societies in the world, except for billionaires, but they still lives here....😂
Both we in Europe and you in USA and Argentina has proven that the snakeoil trickle down economic policies and privatization of everything doesn't work for the majority of people, but just for a little minority of really rich people....
Stay strong and protect the weak
🖖 Zohran Mamdani will show you, if he has the possibility to do what he wants and need to do..✊🌪

@joannachampion4543 8 months ago

You made my day! I love your comedy.
Recently life has been so emotionally difficult and being able to laugh out loud from this has been absolutely wonderful! Thank You!!!!