The sheer panic at the beginning 😭😭 it goes on for so long too 😭😭

3:45:20 - 3:45:40 These are the kinds of things you would only know if you made Minecraft ladies and gentlemen

1:09:58 this bit still gets me even 4+ years later, techno was hilarious

55:30 Ranboo: You stupid old man,I want to tell a joke to techno of all people?

"scribe to noblade" I'm dying, help🤣🤣🤣

MERCY I KEEP FINDING GEMS I HAVE SEEN SO MANY CLIPS FROM THIS VOD AND I CAN FINALLY SEE IT IN ITS ENTIRETY IM SO EXCITED

8:14 is when the crazy starts 😂
31:25 Enter Ranboo
53:32 Technoblade comes home
59:53 The idea
1:00:06 Laptop interlude
1:00:47 back to our regularly scheduled programming
1:06:44 Ranboo has something to confess
1:09:58 PHILZAAAA
1:12:34 Stronghold found
1:22:03 PHILZA LOOK OUT
1:24:07 PHILZA
1:31:21 God apple
1:36:15 And there it is
1:40:14 Enter DreamXD
1:51:45 The beginning of the Syndicate
2:05:50 PHIL
2:13:54 Gifts
2:24:02 Composter vs Composter
2:27:38 Trading with Ranboo
2:50:25 Subscribe to Technoblade
2:52:50 Fixing the Bee Farm
3:10:10 Guardian Farm
3:24:00 Mumza
3:34:44 Purge the Weak
3:54:20 No cat left behind

3:09:53 those cursed numbers years later

Timestamps for myself:
4:55 — gameplay starts

Chaos Begins
8:15 — "opsadaisy :)" ... "OH SHIT--"
24:13 — "I'll blame Tommy- Wait! I'll blame Ranboo!"
31:24 — a wild Ranboo appears ("Don't look at me, don't look at me!" / "Don't just stand there! Help!")

34:18 — Ranboo joins VC
40:15 + 40:35 — "I'm so glad it wasn't me, I would get kicked out immediately"
42:28 — "oh Phil, how many canon lives are you on?"

Pretending Nothing Happened to Technoblade
53:31 — Techno joins VC
54:35  — "Why does it smell like gunpowder?"
55:16 — "What are you laughing about Phil?" "Oh, Ranboo told a joke earlier." (cue ranboo glare)



Lore (Syndicate Planning)
56:31 — Emerald Duo shoo Ranboo off to have a private conversation
58:15 — "I've been thinking. About Anarchy. Have you been thinking about Anarchy, Phil?"
1:02:29 — "idk if we can trust Ranboo yet" "I trust him a bit" "What if he's just some guy?"

1:06:04 + 1:06:21 —  getting a feather from Ranboo
1:06:45  "Am I getting kicked out?" (+ Ranboo telling EmDuo about how they do stuff w/o remembering)

1:10:00 — "PHILZA!!! NOOOOO!!!!"

Scouting the Stronghold
1:12:28 — the location of the stronghold

1:22:02 — "PHILZA LOOK OUT!!! AAAAAAA!!!!!!"
1:24:06 — "make sure no baby zombies can spawn... Wait I think I heard one- LOOK OUT!!!!!"

1:36:20 — Portal room found
1:39:47 — the igloo room is right next to the portal room
1:40:20 — DreamXD bit

1:51:45 — Syndicate name discussion (forgot to come up with a name...)
1:53:11 — still distrustful of Ranboo



Ranboo Time Again
2:13:25 — Ranboo rejoins VC ( 2:13:54 Ranboo gifts)
2:15:25 — "imagine having your house blown up, couldn't be me! Right Phil?"
2:15:55 — The Comfort Room

2:18:15 — EmDuo leave the conversation to talk about Ranboo privately (2:18:24 "What the fuck was that room??")
2:20:09 — Subscribe To Technoblade!
2:24:00 — composter pronunciation banter

2:27:44 — Ranboo shows up again
(Immediately chased off, but then hangs out for villagers and stuff)

2:50:27 — Subscribe to Technoblade! (ft Ranboo this time)
2:51:52 — Techno leaves (Phil and Ranboo being menaces)



Phil & Ranboo Chatting
2:53:42 + 2:54:40 — further discussion of The Incident from the beginning of the stream
("You would've got blamed even if I told him it was me. He would've said I was trying to cover for you.")
2:55:15 — Phil summarizes/recaps the DreamXD bit for Ranboo

3:04:07 — Off through the Nether to get sand and then rescue Ranboo's pets! (Don't mind the giant obsidian box)
(+Short chat about the prison)

3:05:58 — chatting about the behind the scenes of old lore (getting Techno's stuff back from the Butcher Army)
3:13:53 — Philza and Ranboo talking about canon deaths (3:18:14 but was the hardcore death canon?)

3:31:14 + 3:34:45 — Purge The Weak
(Ranboo leaves to get their pets)
3:36:25 — Cat time! (has to go back for the third cat)
3:38:46 — Purge The Weak part 2
3:40:48 — Purge The Weak part 3
3:43:42 + 3:48:57 — Ranboo trying and failing to get the third cat back
3:54:29 — Cat is finally rescued!

i wonder if techno ever found out about his house

1:33:23 twitch chat is really funny to read at this point 😅

oh, I always assumed that Tales from the SMP just happened on a different server. I suppose they go thousands of blocks out to do the huge builds, but I'm surprised nobody found one of them during the mr. beast gift card hunt

Who put the picture of Steve Harvey on the roof and what stream was it from????