Don’t forget ”Physically I’m fine. Emotionally I’m bruised”

Doctor: “You only have 12 minutes and 12 seconds left to live”
Me: * watches this video *

“one subtraction” had me DEAD.


EDIT: WTF 1K???? the first time i’ve EVER got that many likes wtfff

Zayn: having a seizure
Liam: joins zayn
Harry: joins zayn and liam
Niall: so come to the shows
Kevin: just straight vibin in the back

"It says do not dial nine so I dialed nine." 👌🏻amazayn

When One Direction said, “You’re insecure.”

i felt that

I knew every single one of them, but damn it was a beautiful road down memory lane.

“WE ARE MEN


we are men 🧚‍♀️🧚🏻‍♂️”

I love how Louis is in almost all of these😂

The moment when you immediately start doing the No Control choreography as soon as the clip is on😂😂

This is just a lot of Larry Stylinson jokes and innuendos

i can quote word for word harrys entire “odella” rant

no clue what this will be used for but i’m bored out of my mind soooo
0:27 - i work in a bakery
0:29 - i like girls who eat carrots
0:32 - potatohhh
0:33 - i have a strange fear of spoons
0:35 - a series of events with kevin
1:14 - energy joose
1:36 - SHE'S MINE
1:39 - SOOPERMAAAAAN
1:42 - get out of my kitchen
1:44 - vas happnin
1:46 - NO! jimmy protested
1:48 - how many r's are there? six
1:51 - harry pulling tape off louis' face
1:56 - aaaaAAAAaAaAAAAaAAaaAHhhHHhH (niall)
2:00 - oh i really hate ya right now
2:06 - i'm tired and it's winter
2:10 - real crush was louis tomlinson
2:17 - simple, but effective
2:20 - now kiss me you fool
2:23 - harry speaking into the megaphone
2:25 - hello, we are one direction, yaaaaay
2:32 - fly, awaken
2:34 - triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle
2:37 - ohhh the lightss
2:40 - louis with his garbage can lid hat
2:44 - peter paaan
2:47 - why did the mushroom go to the party? because he was a fun guy/fungi
2:56 - my goldfish is dead
2:57 - pat the dog, you screw the light bulb, and then you just go crazy
3:03 - their dancing 🥺
3:08 - stop the traffic, let em through
3:12 - malabami
3:15 - i did that good, you did that **
3:20 - chicken breasts, stuffed with mozzarella, wrapped in parma ham, bang it in the oven, some homemade mash, and a bit of gravy
3:32 - it says "do not dial 9"... so i dialed 9
3:38 - well what do you bring liam? no hair
3:46 - niall dropping his tea
3:52 - i used to be quite good at wood tech in school
4:00 - i wouldn't date any of you, because nobody picked me
4:04 - london's quite big
4:10 - excuse me liam
4:12 - two bananas for a pewent, three bananas for a yooroooo
4:20 - time to get up
4:23 - big brown pooooo
4:33 - i think we kind of share that really
4:36 - and i'm jennifer
4:39 - vibing to c'mon c'mon
5:03 - oh hi, i'm sorry, i didn't see you there
5:08 - just chillin' out in me box
5:09 - where are we going today mark
5:11 - niall hitting himself in the face
5:13 - oh no niall
5:15 - come on barbie let's go party uh uh uh yea
5:17 - pranks, laughs, augh
5:20 - that's your fooking job you fooking loosah
5:23 - looking good lads
5:26 - oh thanks lads yea cheers
5:30 - forget what they taught you in scouts payno we're doing it the tommo way
5:34 - louis you eediot
5:37 - GIVE IT UP FOR ONE ADDITION! ONE SUBTRACTION
5:52 - can anyone hear running wotah?
5:57 - thank you niall
6:01 - has anyone seen a curly headed one?; really sorry i was having a wee, what did we win?
6:20 - you make me wanna sss one more night
6:25 - i have a son, his name is ishmael, he never calls me anymore
6:30 - niall the bad boy? give it a rest, niall the church boy more like
6:38 - like i, YOU SING, love you
6:44 - auh what did you do that for?
6:52 - whatever this is xD
6:56 - i'm not feeling fabulous
6:58 - lads doing lads things that lads do cause lads are cool?
7:03 - pop sugar pop sugar sugar pop pop
7:06 - harry's pants getting pulled down on stage
7:09 - na-yal
7:16 - define girlfriends
7:19 - not anymore son
7:21 - doing the worm on stage ft. niall
7:32 - how would you hit on a girl? I wouldn’t hit a girl
7:37 - niall, louis, liam, harry, zack; it’s zayn; whatever you say big guy
7:42 - cute as a button, every single one of you
7:44 - and liam you stay right there because you are per-fect; we never do that; oh
7:52 - baby if you say you want me to drive to kfc, i love chicken
7:59 - there’s no secrets; i have a secret
8:05 - i didn’t learn anything in japan
8:08 - loopity loop
8:19 - we took a chOnce
8:21 - we’re very excited
8:27 - oi oiiii
8:32 - oh i haven’t finished yet
8:37 - no i dOn’t
8:44 - female, it’s a good trait
8:53 - this is a family show, or is it?
8:58 - we are men, we’re men
9:05 - and don’t eat yellow snow
9:08 - no fooking way
9:10 - dinosaurs mate
9:16 - harry she’s 5
9:22 - is olivia even a person
9:28 - his face says sht, i’ve got chlamydia
9:32 - well, well, well
9:40 - i’m absolutely dodgeball obsessed; have you ever played dodgeball louis?; no, i’ve never played
9:51 - i need to wee; hold it
9:54 - my * is on fire
9:57 - no control music vid
10:12 - it’s vodka, straight no gay
10:15 - it’s not them fooking avocados
10:22 - help me jeffrey
10:24 - i’m not in a boy band anymore, i’m in a man band now
11:01 - in like a cool way
11:07 - i’m really upset
11:09 - and we’re all a little bit gay
11:12 - tina, she’s gay
11:19 - you’re listening to **
11:21 - aw give me a break, i’m big
11:24 - a different brand of beans
11:33 - 1 billionnn
11:37 - what’s your name?; all of you are saying the same thing
i might of missed a bit oops sry abt that

edit: dang thanks for 450 likes wth where yall coming from 😳
edit again: wha- 1.3k like :0 tyy :DD

6:08
Liam- “there’s four of us now”
Me-😭😭

I’m tired and it’s winter. - Harry styles

You know your too deep in the fandom when you know all of these off by heart

Liam & Harry: doing the worm
Niall: doing the  dying fish

bang
louis: OH FOR GODS SAKE NIALL
niall: AAAAAAAAHH
gets a flashback aaaaAAaAaaaAaaAAAaaaAaaaah

"My goldfish is dead!" 😂😂😂

I'm not watching this to learn the jokes or even refresh memory with them because I already know them very vividly. I'm watching to CrY and hope for a reunion, all five of the boys, James Cordon the sixth boy, and KEVIN.