0:30 I love how He baits the video by starting with warhammer before going "you absolute fool, we're in Conquest of Elysium V"

3:31 "Vore crimes" is a scary concept that I have never thought about before now.

You think you hate giant spiders enough, you don't. A true giant spider would be large enough that you could hear the fluid they use to move their limbs being pumped into the legs and retracted.

I know they don't care but imagine the face of the person who pushed for Reggie to be sponsored by ZZZ when they watched the video.😭

The "Fat Princess" you saw at 25:30 is what is called a Dwarf Queen. She spends her time running the dwarf hold and laying all of the eggs. Yes, you read that correctly. Dwarves in this game hatch from eggs and operate on somewhat of a loose hive mind.

I have so much fun with this game, unless some random cultist opens the gate to Inferno 10 turns in.

To clarify, CoE5 is not a crusty old game. It is a new game made by crusty old men who (justifiably) miss good crusty old games

16:08

Squ: i just realized all his units are rats

Me:...that...that's the whole point of the video...and you're just now noticing?

2:17 say what you will but Reggie is basically one of the only sponsor segments I don’t skip because I need to hear what he came up with.

11:23 the Orks sometimes use a weapon that is in a category of its own. The weapon emit a teleporting beam. The W40k equivalent of goblin jump in there and get teleported the other way. It's very inaccurate, Wich often result in goblin meat teleporting inside rocks, the ground, or 1000ft above ground. But every now and then , they teleport inside live target and, well, they come out one way or another.

SHE RETURNSSSSSS!!!

best skaven tactic
go to battle
nuke your own army together with the enemies
make the enemy run away cause he is scared of the random bs you can do

What chat? The space cat anime woman is finally carrying her own children?

20:17 lights are on but nobody's home they're like awake breathing they just forgot how to person real quick cause there brain's to slowed down you can sit there and try to talk to them but it's like sending photos through instant messenger with dial up and a lot of the time the ping just eats your message

Ah, the Snotzogga. The teleport gun.🤣

humans dont taste like chicken silly... we taste like pork.

7:21
Believe me, I don't need you to tell me, I am so horrifically corrupted by the Internet that that doesn't even phase me. If you've seen the things I have, you're actually thankful that the modern Internet doesn't expose you to shit like One Man One Jar, Two Girls One Cup, Blue Waffle, and the Pain Olympics. I genuinely WISH there was a procedure for scraping those memories out of my brain.

This game is so much fun

The space cat returns.

Squ is our little glup shitto ☺️