At the end, I excitedly said, "Oh my god, is this going to be a two-parter?!" Alas, twitch chat knows how to surpass expectations.

For the people that didn't watch the stream, just know that you missed about 20 mins of Doug trying to kiss one of the child Gorons after finishing the climb, failing miserably, and then ending up kissing one of the old Gorons

I love how chat tried to do a speedrunning trick when they gained control.

That screenshot at the end encapsulates everything good about DougDoug and this community

One of these days Doug is gonna best an entire game with his voice and I’m gonna be ready for it

I like how whenever Doug voices his displeasure with any of the voting options, that's the one that chat votes for.

Also shout out to that music from Xenoblade Chronicles X, the best game that nobody played.

Doug: Look sassy.
Master Oogway: There are no accidents.

I don't understand how DougDoug and chat always manages to turn the video into something other than the target gameplay goal. I mean, I certainly didn't come to this video to learn about bat penises but I sure did learn a lot!

That was IMPRESSIVE how fast they killed themselves

In fact, a 2016 paper published by University of Tennessee researchers found that the Mexican free-tailed bat could reach speeds up to 100 mph, making it by far the fastest mammal on Earth. Not all bats are nocturnal (meaning they're awake at night). But those that are can locate insects to eat by emitting inaudible high-pitched sounds, 10-20 beeps per second and listening to echoes. This is called echolocation.Often, bats consume their body weight in insects every night, helping keep bug populations in check. In addition to loss of habitat, one of the most dire threat comes from white nose syndrome, a disease that has decimated bats in the U.S. and Canada. The Nature Conservancy collaborated on a white nose syndrome breakthrough in 2015. Bats were treated with a common bacterium that seems to stop the growth of the white nose fungus, and were then successfully released back into the wild. Bats can also survive freezing temperatures, even after being encased in ice. Bat mothers can find their babies among thousands or millions of other bats by their unique voices and scents. Having only one pup a year makes bats extremely vulnerable to extinction. Bat guano was once a big business. Guano was Texas's largest mineral export before oil! Austin is a seasonal home to North America’s largest urban population of Mexican free-tailed bats, which live beneath the Congress Avenue Bridge. Approximately 1.5 million bats reside there! The flying fox bat has a wingspan of up to 6 feet. In contrast, the world’s smallest bat is the bumble bee bat of Thailand, which is smaller than a thumbnail and weighs less than a penny. Pallid bats appear to be immune to scorpion stings, even from the most venomous scorpion in North America, the Arizona bark scorpion. Up to 70% of a pallid bat’s diet can be scorpions at certain times of the year. Millions of Mexican free-tailed bats roost in the Bracken Cave each year between March and October. Learn more about The Nature Conservancy's efforts to secure 1,521-acres to protect this vital species.

Doug's wacky secondary topic of the day:
spins wheel
BAT CIRCUMCISION

"Can we do open heart surgery with only our voice?"
-Doug 2050

Hearing Doug say “look sassy. LOOK SASSY” is just amazing.

When you search a term on thesauri, you get all the synonyms regardless of context, so sassy and facial means a person is direct (the tone of voice doesn't matter, evidently), whereas the stern is the back of a ship, as opposed to the bough, which is the front.

The first time I played Breath of the wild i got lost in the path somehow, so instead I climbed the entire mountain without any fire protection until I stumbled into death Mountain. I then went into the Village through the back whilst pause buffering to constantly eat my food supply

Still did a better job than Doug though

10:46 Do What with the Tower ????

"Can you climb death mountain using only your voice?"
Probably with enough practice.
Can *DougDoug Climb a mountain using only his voice?
Now this is gonna be a good video.

00:56 - "Sassy" actually can be a synonym for "forward". "Forward" doesn't only refer to direction. It also refers to someone who is very direct with their speech.

My best friend, Sassy, my pacu fish, who I've had since I was 3 years old, died recently, so it's kind of nice to see her get the recognition she deserves in this video.




R.I.P. Sassy. 2007 - February 3rd 2022, my best friend in the whole world. You stuck with me longer than my dad did.

That one lonely screenshot at 13:51 killed me LMAO