Girl: we.... we killed them...

Wojtek: UAAGHU?

“There’s a war brewing, and once again: Poland is our generous host.”
Killed me.

"I like how no one questioned her bringing back a bear"
Well it is Poland
Edit: Of course they named it Wojtek

Eagerly anticipate the first mod for this game: "All Child Soldiers" that just extends the opening "fight" through an entire campaign.

this is what we do in Poland. We just run around Forest's punching little kids and getting attacked by bears and Russian's.

Can we just appreciate the fact that a random guy in the polish countryside has a straigth up 40k powerfist in the 1920s.

As a polish person i can say that bears in towns and villages are extremely common. Like i even suspect my cat to be a bear.

"You mean plans that either make us heroes or get us killed, all the time" Guardsmen talking about the Cadian XXth circa M42

"Play Iron Harvest, you can beat the shit out of a child in the tutorial."

Surprisingly, also the reason I played Fable.

Kids in the rest of the world "i brought home a stray dog, can we keep him?"

Kids in Poland "I brought home a stray Bear, He stays"

This seems a lot like Steampunk Company of Heroes with a touch of the campaign elements of Men of War. It looks like a very interesting concept.



I edited this because I thought it contained Men of War content, and about 18 replies later I've realised the contribution I see is minor at best.

"Oh god they're machine gunning my bear"
Top 10 lines from tomorrow's war

fun fact: Wojtek was an actual bear enlisted into the Polish army during ww2, specifically the 22nd Artillery Supply Company, where he would run crates of shells to where they needed to be

"Hey! Why don't you pick someone your own size!"

He says, as he throws a snowball at a child half his size.

The trees speak Vietnamese
The roofs speak Korean
The snow speaks Finnish
The fields scream "kurwa"

WOJTEK?! WOJTEK THE BEAR?! YES!!! POLISH VICTORY! HE SHALL BEAR OUR ARTILLERY!

Werewolf: Who are you
Mr Werewolf: I'm you, but stronger
E N E M Y  S P O T T E D

Anna: wait, your a professor
Papa: always have been

Fun Fact:




Wojtek is named after the real life Polish bear that served  in WW2, the bear was adopted and enlisted and into the Polish ranks. The bear played, drank beer, and even fought with the soldiers. In the Battle of Mante Cassino, Wojtek was witnessed carring crates of artillery to the front lines. Without dropping a single one. The bear was promoted to the rank of Corporal and after the war retired in  Scotland in the Edinburgh Zoo. What a badass bear

"wait he gave me something waves her father's arm hey honey!"

lol