“spoiled vampire prince talks you down from a panic attack while berating you”

All vampire princes are required by law to say "Boo" when sneaking up on anyone. Thems the facts

oh no! i tripped and fell! and my neck…it’s so…exposed…😲

Milo finally the one doing the jumpscare 😂

“I don’t trance” has the same energy as “I don’t need the smash ball”

Here's a handy 5 step guide on how to be a proper Redacted vampire:
1. If someone enters your territory, sneak up on them from behind and startle them (Saying "boo" is optional but recommended)
2. If the person is empowered, call them out for being stupid for coming here. If the person is not empowered, tell them you are a vampire and break covert immediately.
3. Act hostile and/or really creepy around them
4. If things get too real and the person becomes scared or ends up getting into real danger, drop the creepy act immediately and try to be helpful and protective.
5. Fall in love with them.

i very much adore how milo never actually says “sweetheart” until he’s calming them down. while he’s being an egotistical prick, he uses variations like “sweets”. but when he’s more like his canon self he says the original name, i find that so adorable ☹️💛

a universe where quinn is dead is the best universe  🫶

“I’m not that fucking soft.” After he gently talks them down from a panic attack instead of using it as an opportunity to hurt them further. Riiiiiiiight, Milo, right. 😂

"Sweet Lips"?
"Sweet Cheeks"?

Milo! My ches-- I mean, my HEART is UP HERE!

god we really gotta stop letting vampires sneak up on us and say boo

Milo: "Did they teach you nothing at that academy?"
Sweets: "There's an academy?"

HES EVEN MORE JERSEY THAN USUAL 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

"ball's in your court, investigator"
oh the balls are in my court thats for sure

I didn’t know he could get hotter-

the mock pity in his voice is really doing something to me

“Rebane”. Out of all the last names you could’ve picked; it’s an Estonian surname that means “fox”

Timestamps:

0:01 - Another vampire Prince starting out his video with a “boo” lol
0:14 - Milo already flirting with Sweetheart
0:27 - Sweetheart pretending not to know what he is, and Milo calling them out on it, knowing they’re a Stealth
0:34 - MILO: Don’t come marching in Rebane territory and then try to pull a fast one over me.
0:53 - Milo once again going hard on the flirting already gadam
1:13 - Sweetheart doubling down on their unempowered act, but Milo once again telling them it’s not gonna work on him
3:30 - Milo inviting Sweetheart to explain why they’re trespassing
— MILO: By all means, care to explain why you’re trespassing on private property owned by the most powerful Vampire House in Dahlia, pretending to be an unempowered human?

4:11 - Sweetheart telling Milo that they work for the department, and Milo not taking it very well
— 4:20 - MILO: I got a department rat on my doorstep? Oh you picked the wrong house to f-ck with, sweets. I’m about to ruin your f-ckin life. Oh this is my lucky night, bitch [laughing]
4:45 - Milo telling Sweetheart that he doesn’t like the department because of his dad and how they handled his situation after he died
5:19 - Milo telling them that the Department can’t touch the House
— MILO: Dimitri has already taken you guys to task more times than I can count, and I can assure you, it runs in the Rebane blood. Like King, like Prince. We are not leavin Dahlia.

6:00 - Sweetheart telling Milo that they’re not there to investigate the House
6:18 - Sweetheart looking away, and Milo telling them that he won’t trance them because that’s the coward’s way of doing things
7:00 - Milo noticing that Sweetheart is getting more panicked and teasing them about it
— 7:11 - MILO: Oh I know I’m close, you’re welcome.
— 7:11 - 7:58 This part is literally ripped straight out of Vincent’s first audio lmao

8:19 - Milo realizing that Sweetheart actually might pass out, and him actually trying to help calm them down and breathe 🥺
9:04 - Breathing techniques to help calm them down
10:10 - MILO: How in god’s name did I just end up on babysitting duty for a Department shill? God if Dimitri finds out about this I’m getting my ass handed to me. Hell, if Porter finds out about this, I’ll never hear the end of this.
10:46 - Milo asking what’s wrong with SH, and them telling him that this was their first assignment
11:12 - Milo not believing them, telling them to look him in the eyes, and realizing that they’re telling the truth
— 11:32 - MILO: What? No that’s not a vampire power, that’s a me power.
11:39 - Milo getting increasingly angry at the Department for allowing something like this to be someone’s first assignment on the job
— 11:54 - MILO: What the f-ck were they thinking?! What if it hadn’t been me walking the grounds, what if it had been Porter? What if it had been Dimitri? You’d have been an investigator shaped smear on the ground by now.
12:22 - Milo gently telling them that he doesn’t think they’re cut out for the job lmao
12:51 - MILO Excuse me? I’ll say f-ck as much as I f-cking want to, thank you very f-cking much, f-ck you, how’s that?

13:32 - SH still being concerned about the case they were assigned, Milo asking how big it could’ve been, and SH saying they were investigating Quinn
13:52 - Milo telling Sweetheart that Quinn is dead
— 13:58 - MILO: I can solve your case right here and now. He’s dead. He crossed the Talbot Pack, and they’re friends of the House. So we wiped him. Poof. Head gone.
— 14:17 - Milo recounting how exactly they disposed of him
14:44 - Milo also saying that they got the jurisdiction to do so, and he has the paperwork to prove it

15:14 - Milo inviting Sweetheart back to his place so he can show them the paperwork for Quinn so they can verify it with the Department
15:37 - Milo also saying they’re welcome to stay overnight at his place, if the mood strikes
16:13 - Milo saying that now he knows that SH isn’t a “department peon”, he can start appreciating the other more appealing traits they have
16:41 - Milo saying that if they aren’t into him, they can tell him to f-ck off and he can just sent them the papers and they don’t have to see each other again.
— 16:59 - MILO: But, if you’re curious about what a night with the crown prince of the House of Rebane might feel like, then come home with me. You still get your papers, and one hell of a story to tell your friends if nothing else.
17:31 - SH saying he could just be leading them to his house to feed on them, and him telling them that with his looks he doesn’t need to pull any tricks to get people to feed on
— 17:56 - MILO: The day I have to trance someone or force someone to get blood, is the day up is down and left is right.

18:42 - Sweetheart taking Milo up on the offer
19:12 - Milo giving them his address, saying that if they want him to whisk them away in his arms they have to earn it lmao
19:28 - Also, they probably wouldn’t want to leave their car overnight lol
19:49 - Milo telling them to come over when theyre ready, and zoomin away

Milo be talking sweetheart down from a panic attack in every universe

Vincent: Boo.
gasps 😱

Milo: Boo.
… 😐

Sorry Milo, my gasps are for Vincent only.