The Anti-Venom symbiote is probably the best to take over your body because at least it grants the user full  control while still having the full physical capabilities

1. Get antivenom
2. Cure cancer
3. You are now the man with the cure for cancer who is very difficult to assassinate
4. Go public
5. Win

Dude I would be the Symbiote's bestie. He doesn't like being alone? Me neither!

I like to imagine that different Symbiotes bond to their hosts in different ways. Venom bonds to the nervous system, Carnage bonds with your red blood cells, Anti-Venom bonds to your white blood cells, etc. This gives the different Symbiotes different strengths and weaknesses: Venom has photographic memory, superhuman reflexes, and is weak to electricity. Carnage can produce massive amounts of biomass for weapons and stuff, but water causes his cells to burst (that’s a real thing for blood). Anti-Venom can cure people of diseases but has very limited biomass.

0:14 “Would you become a monster who tries to take over the world.”
Yes. I don’t need to hear the other options.

okay just to try and correct a few things in this video

1) Symbiotes don’t naturally come with differing personalities before they bond with their first host, in which they then adopt the host’s personality as their own. Before bonding with a host, they’re more like babies. They’re easily influenced, often immature, or emotionally blank compared to already bonded symbiotes. Carnage is as violent and insane as he is because he’s bonded with a literal psychopath, while Venom is occasionally more chill because he’s bonded with Eddie (as long as Eddie doesn’t still hate Spider-Man).

2) In the comics, there is no “compatibility” that’s needed for successful bonding between a symbiote and a host (or at least it’s not as strict as it is in the movies), that’s exclusive to the movies as far as i’m aware. In the comics, almost anyone can bond with a symbiote biologically, but whether the bonding is healthy or stable depends on emotional/psychological factors. Though it’s not completely required for the bonding to happen. So sharing goals, feelings, and personality traits, as you said at 3:27, isn’t needed.

And 3) Venom’s need for eating heads to survive in the movies isn’t in most comics either. As a matter of fact, there’s only one comic storyline where Venom has a craving for brains and the chemical inside them (The comic is called “Venom: The Hunger” for anyone wondering). And in that storyline he doesn’t even like to eat brains, and prefers eating chocolate for the consumption of whatever chemical he would otherwise get from brains.

Meanwhile originally, and for a decade afterwards until the 1994 Spider-Man TAS cartoon, the symbiote had no negative effect on its host aside from maybe tiring it out, because Venom liked to go out to swing and fight crime while puppeting Peter's body at night. No change in personality or feeding on his emotions/brain or anything.

Having a symbiote is cool until you realize you can't take a poop alone anymore

"the power of LOVE if you will" Level Of Violence Experience

disrespecting spiderman 3 venom is a sin his design was fire

One thing you're forgetting about Carnage, is that their bond is due to blood transfusion. Carnage is bonded on a cellular level, in levels that Venom (and Agent Venom) aren't capable of.

8:35 correction: antivenom is what's referred to as an anti-symbiote. Which is what happens when the remains of a symbiote in ones body are charged by the energies of Mr negative's powers, creating something with all of the positives, and none of the personality issues as it has no consciousness or personality of its own, plus a new power to cure disease and purge contamination from others, this power also burns regular symbiotes upon touch with the user of an anti-symbiote.

Actually there’s no risk of Anti Venom taking over its host. Anti venom’s the only symbiote that doesn’t have a mind of its own to risk it controlling or corrupting you. Unlike with other symbiotes, if you go bad when bonded with Anti Venom, you didn’t go bad. You were bad to begin with, it’s completely on you.

Honestly I think the symbiotes extra consciousness is just an added bonus, cuz you get a free friend that always has your back

Anti-Venom might be the best one to go for, assuming you don't want a head-buddy, someone to keep an eye out for you so that nobody can sneak up on you, and potential access to the symbiote hivemind. It also has a busted healing factor to a point you can no-sell having your heart destroyed (All New Venom), and melts any regular symbiotes it comes into contact with. It can also cure superhumans by fixing up their genetics, effectively removing their powers, as Anti-Venom tried when he first appeared.

It can also be manufactured and combined with parts of Carnage somehow to combine the best parts of both symbiotes (Venom War, I think), mashing up Carnage's crazy shapeshifting and Anti-Venom's intense healing and anti-symbiote properties.

I prefer Eddie’s Venom

Intrusive thoughts be like: 6:07

What would happen if I became bonded with Venom? One of four possibilities:
1: I die.
2: Venom scurries away in fright because my ADHD is too much for him to handle.
3: I become a hard-to-kill superhero who has the attention span of a gnat.

2:28 you obviously haven’t met me yet

Bro my cooked ass read it as "what wouls happen if i boned venom"😭😭