"You can't 'shotgun' a human."

I'm sure the one murderer watching this would disagree.

Tame confessions: these are so shit, nobody cares
Actually bad ones: WTF is wrong with our audience
Boys you asked for this shit

“The clocks did the thing”
Yes James, yes they did.

wow when the podcast first started i really didn’t expect it to make it to 10 episodes let alone 30

Lads, I’m a Deliveroo driver and I can assure you the reason the drinks spill is because the bastard restaurants never do anything to secure the drink, obviously when on a motorbike we can’t stop the food moving completely but if the drinks are double sealed (with two lids etc) it helps massively, also if your drinks are spilled or food is missing please just complain to the restaurant we only take it from one place to another x

There’s finally more eboys podcast videos than actual eboys videos

I fuckin love how they were like "if we say the rabbit girl's full name her friend will know" as if someone who'd been in that exact incredibly specific scenario and knew that their friend also likes the E-Boys wouldn't immediately know. like how many people have left a friend that was slightly afraid of rabbits in charge of their rabbit for 5 days only to come back to an "escaped" rabbit?

NOT MY CONFESSION: One time, when I was walking my dog, I saw my year 8 bully and he came over to me and started calling me names and then he kicked my dog. So the next day, I put a post on my Instagram story saying that my dog had died, to make him feel guilty about kicking my dog. His mum made him deliver a sorry letter in person to me, when he knocked on my door I opened it and my dog who was supposed to be dead, came running out, right in front of him.

Episode 29: We should buy an island
Episode 30: We should buy a shed

personal confession because i can lol and i find it hilarious:
My girlfriend and i were getting spicy when she picked me up and tossed me on the bed. She forgot i’m a 5’4 134 lb girl and i bounced off, hit my head, and got knocked out, i woke up to her crying over because she thought she killed me

Fun fact someone watching this has broken the Geneva Convention.

Will: "is it wrong to be a furry?"
George: "Yes"
James: "It's not wrong to be a furry"
George: "it is"

dear maddie who pissed on the morrison's floor,
i once pissed on the sainsbury's floor and because i panicked i stole my meal deal bc i ran out
no worries happens to the best of us xxx

Will looking into the camera and saying “look after your dad” was the saddest part of this podcast 😂

The fact there is an eboys upload is actually disturbing. Haven’t had one of them in a minute:

I almost hope that Zach sees this and he and Oscar see each other again...

Im going to pretend like i wrote that summer camp confession so i finally have a love story

Just a reminder about the fast food one. NEVER add things into an order that they didn't want because they were annoying. People have died because they asked for a food they were allergic to to be removed, the employee added it anyway and the person didn't realise and died. Not including stuff they wanted is harmless like putting 5 nuggets instead of 6 but do NOT add stuff that they didn't want

Let’s go I get to watch 4 grown men waffle for an hour.

I think what George is missing about the Best friend getting with your crush thing is that while it's not cheating, it's a complete breach of trust. It's immoral in the way of trust. She knew her friend had a crush on him. Her friend trusted her with that information. Even with knowing that she still went and got with her Friend's crush. She hasn't told her friend because she KNOWS it would hurt her because she basically stabbed her in the back. It's like if Will told Alex that he liked Mia before they actually got together and then Alex went ahead with that information and hooked up with her. If a friend trusts you enough to tell you about their feelings for someone and you turn around and fuck the person they have feelings for you're a bad person. You KNOWINGLY did something that you know full heartedly would break your friend's heart.