Welcome back foul tarnished!

“You need to have Radahn beaten..for some reason” 💀

Jack missing the view because the weather is bad is in-character for an Irishman

love that FromSoft made an entire second game and then decided to call it a DLC

Elden ring is just a story of a messed-up family being slaughtered by a random guy from some foreign country

"The first boss shouldn't be that hard right?"
SWITHES CROSSBOW TO FULL AUTO

16:40 The word scadu is old english, so Sc-A-Du is pronounced Sh-A-Dowe, so it basically means Shadow-tree Fragment

Boss tries to heal with no flasks

Jack: Hah! I love when they do that they're so STUPID

Also Jack: Tries to heal with an empty flask

"I dont want my ability to drink be harmed" spoken like a true Irishman

1:58:35 seeing Sean kill the forager brood is one of the only times I've audibly shouted NOOO while watching a let's play. Completely understandable given the kindred of rot in the base game, but still... Poor Moore :')

Jack: “ I can’t shout because I’m ill
Jack 10 minutes later: “GOOOOAAAAAAAATTTTTTT

1:27:23 "Did you just die to some flies...pffft
Must be an IGN Reviewer" had me dying😂😂

I feel like there was a missed opportunity to name him Bamm.
Then with two, he becomes Bamm Bamm, and your enemies become Rubble.

Jack returning to Elden Ring once again feels like a new story has just been unleashed.

my mum walked in as soon as Jack said 'hey fucknuts" and we both lost it😂such perfect timing

I felt helpless for the first time in my life. I wept for Jack not to kill the friendly Pest, but alas my cries fell on deaf ears, never to be heard. Rest in Peace my weird little bug friend.

Fun fact those tiny scorpions you saw in a taxidermy are more poisonous and deadly than the massive ones
They even keep large scorpions as pets in other countries

It’s refreshing to see the Ol’ Mighty Jackspeticeye fighting something new and unknown.

The weather AI choosing overcast for your first reveal was funny as fuck.

Jack is straight up glowing with that luscious long hair