Zevran: we may be rescuing the Warden but I WILL be getting some money from this.

No matter what... Zevran WILL be paid for this.

''Im a giant with a war dog either im delivering a hound or besieging your fort.
"Hope for the former.''
"It kills on command. Would you like a demonstration." Sten doesn't even try. LOL

11:37 "I'm a giant with a war dog. Either I am making a delivery, or I am besieging your fort. Hope for the former."
Gotta love Sten.

Sten: ...
Shale: sigh
Sten: Now is hardly the time for levity.

Sten is so precious!!!

[disgusted noise]
Cassandra greatly approves

Zevran talking to the captain is funny because it’s basically the voiceactor talking to himself

"Obviously you didn't hear Eamons other plans. This was genius by comparison" omfg Morrigans sass is EVERYTHING!!!

Zevran still wants that damn payment till this day.

Zevran's answers are even more hilarious if he's the Warden's romance.
"You think it's enough that I'm here to save the person I love?! NO! I. WILL. GET. PAID!"
Aw, that's the man I love <3

"Oh dear. If he dies, I still expect to be paid for this delivery."

Typical Zev! <3

"tis time for rampant slaughter then" Gotta love morrigan.

i love how zevran keeps bringing up payment lmao

I love Sten. He’s hilarious. “You’re a dog trainer...?” “I have a dog. What more do you want...?”

I think Zevran just wanted to get paid XD

"Maric pees on one of the guards"

That is the most hilarious sentence ever after reading the books.

"... and now I'm talking to an animal. I've been in this country too long."

Zevran is brilliant, lol. His demanding behaviour makes him sound genuine.

"Im a giant with a war dog, either im delivering a hound or besieging your fort"
OMG Sten really? :DDD
And Leliana with mabari was so cute <3 <3

All of Shale's sighing is priceless