Said it on Papa Meats Vid and I’ll say it here. if I found $7.5 million in a storage unit. The last thing I’d be doing was going public with that info

I met Joe in a 7/11 yesterday and was very excited to show him my dead possum, he immediately started foaming at the mouth and leaped at me, I managed to dodge but he went on the roof and jumped from there. My skull is now dented and I’m sending this from the ER. 10/10 experience. Made my day.

Hey Joe, I don’t think creators always realize how much they actually matter to people, so I just wanted to say this straight up. Your content has been there on days that were boring, stressful, lonely, or just plain bad, and somehow you always manage to turn random everyday nonsense into something that makes people laugh without even trying. That kind of humor feels natural, not forced, and it makes you feel real—not like some distant internet personality, but like an actual person.

What I really appreciate is that you don’t pretend to be perfect or polished. You react the way most of us wish we could react, and it’s comforting to see someone be unapologetically themselves. Even when you’re yelling or ranting, it never feels mean—it feels honest. And honestly, laughter like that can change someone’s whole day more than you probably know.

You’ve helped a lot of people escape their own heads for a bit, and that’s not small. Whether it’s a quick laugh or a moment where someone feels less alone, your impact goes way beyond views or likes. So yeah—thank you for showing up, being consistent, and being you. Please keep doing what you do. It genuinely matters to more people than you’ll ever meet.

I met Joe at Walmart, when I asked for a photo he didn't quite react how I was expecting, he grabbed the nearest fire extinguisher on the wall and continued to beat me into the ground until I had severe brain damage, great experience definitely recommend

10:24 on my strange addiction, this dude was addicted to syrup and ended up pouring all of his syrup into 55 gallon drums. What if that same dude is the owner of the storage unit!

Guy with the maple syrup is the one they talk about in math problems

4:29 when hes talking about coke, he looks like he gets triggered by the word like a sleeper agent and starts tweaking im crying

12:06 thanks for the nair idea joe

As a legal studies major, the reason it is illegal is liability. Storage units aren't designed with hospitality in mind; i.e., they lack basic sanitation, water, air conditioning/heat, bathrooms, sewage, and electricity. Obvious safety hazards, no smoke alarms, fire alarms, or ventilation. The units are designed to be secure and locked from the outside so you could get locked inside. The storage unit company would face so much trouble if something happened to you, even if it was your decision. The pushback and legal consequences just don't justify any benefits, like the money they could make by charging higher rent.

Here’s the thing. I’m not giving that money back. You mean to tell me you had 7.5 million dollars and you couldn’t pay your unit rent? That’s a lesson you’re gonna have to learn.

22:38 storage units got power outlets because suprisingly a lot of small businesses use storage units for space and they need to keep food refrigerated

I love Joe. I was homeless for 3 years. I just got my first apartment in November and the one consistent in that whole time was Joe. Joe was always there with an upload. Thank you brother

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As someone who is a sugarman in vermont, the 55 gallon drums of MAPLE SYRUP are filled from the sugarhouse and shipped out to a larger industry to be sold so that person who had it in a storage unit had a connection or stole it from the industry LMAO.

16:30 every time I hear the word formaldehyde I think of that one anti smoking ad

3 years…🥺 3 years today I’ve been watching you roid rage every single day

honestly tho you are literally the best creator I’ve ever watched in my life Ü

10:15 PSA: A funky sweet smell typically means a dead body. I think human, usually. I have never smelt an animal or human body that was dead and rotting, but people on T.V. typically describe it as a funky sweet smell. Probably the release of all the glucose in the body.

8:59 like who in the world would put 7.5mil of legal money in a storage unit 😂 I mean I honestly can't think of anyone that'd do that I mean I understand putting,tools, various jewelry,and gym equipment. But 7.5mil is literally insane

Sometime last year, there was a storage unit found with like 200 kg of Fentanyl at a storage unit facility like a minute from where I work, it was the largest drug bust in Colorado history i believe

I met Joe the other day he was walking with a group of strange men, I asked him for a picture and as soon as I asked he ordered the guys to hold me down while he ticked my arm pits till I peed myself. Overall great experience I hope I meet him again in the future