"the magnus archives is a podcast—"
"FUCK DUDE YEAH IT SURE IS"

lives rent free in my brain

the fact that alex looks traumatised in the thumbnail is so fucking funny to me, especially with the words 'fan-fic live reads' underneath it

I’ve just finished TMA and I’m hunting out every piece of related content to fill the void left behind… this is truly magnificent.

“AND THAT IS SUPER NOT-POGGERS”

this bit singlehandedly extended my lifespan by 8 years thank you for this gift

Martin saying "apologies for the deception, i wanted you to know i love you" yeah thats EXACTLY how MAG160 went, it was just a little love note from Martin before he left to look for good cows, and it ended on season 4, its fine guys

mainly a timestamp list for myself but maybe other folks find it useful as well:

1:03 Alex' festive bauble
1:55 Alex is quite a quiet person
2:33 Alex, the pleasant sociopath
3:16 The Magnus Archives is a podcast--
3:43 tea-microwave crimes
3:55 guys, the stretchgoal was JonMartin quotes alskdjf
4:45 rotten work (fluff)
5:05 four rats in a trenchcoat
5:18 #1 LonelyEyes question
5:37 Alex is a ghost confirmed
6:06 Martin has to put up with so much of Peter's nonsense
6:29 assassin's killing Elias?
6:43 Harrison Cambell rights!
6:53 Jon's life aspirations
7:07 Martin does not forgive and forget
7:20 Martin has done nothing wrong, ever
7:36 pun crimes
7:59 hello, Jon, apologies for the deception
8:21 some things are more important than tea
8:46 it's definitely wrong
8:56 ........... clown milk
9:29 ceaseless watcher
9:44 Martin and Jon finish each other's sentences
9:59 I did not fall in love with a poet on purpose
10:19 Martin's ideal date
10:54 Little Clone Baby!!
11:37 there's a panopticon in the way
11:49 dummy thicc
12:04 stressed Jon [John Mulaney quote]
12:30 Martin's (wrong) opinion on poetry
12:44 hello, demons, it's me, ya boi
13:04 if the Magnus Institute had been in Bel-Air instead of London
13:32 feral Martin
13:45 the apocalypse is not poggers
14:00 poem time
14:14 Sailor Moon discussion
14:44 Sailor Moon x Magnus crossover
15:09 Shrek x Magnus crossover
15:17 Martin is fine
15:25 gay poet wanting a few dollars [John Mulaney quote]
15:49 Jon's tea crimes
16:06 Jon steals Martin's sweaters (for a good reason)
16:22 just a light stabbing
16:39 press X
16:45 Pump Shanty
17:50 Wilde!!
18:00 Blartin Cop
18:34 encouragement from Martin (aka what we all need at the moment)
18:46 The Magnus Archives is a gameshow
19:01 The Old Guard
19:33 Martin is sus

i yelled "THATS WHERE THATS FROM" at least 5 times in this video

Not going to lie- coming to the fandom late, I've heard half of these multiple times and just assumed they were cannon I'd forgottern. I was laughing so hard when I realised the jumper one was from here

HOW ARE THEY ABLE TO SNAP INTO CHARACTER SO QUICKLY THIS IS AMAZING

11:52 I love how much effort Alex put into acting this one. Sounded like Martin was genuinely struggling lmaoo

HOW DO THEY NOT DIE LAUGHING FROM MOST OF THESE OMG😭😭

Why do Jonny and Alex give off the same energy as Mumbo and Grian?

I'm LIVING for jonny's reactions here

4:48 gd it would have been ridiculous if they recited this in unison.

I never thought I’d hear Martin say the phrase “dummy thic “. it was glorious

the way i ended up on the floor after hearing "i'll take care of you". i finished the podcast in two weeks and started binging bonus content waiting for this moment

Why isn't lonely eyes their ship name tho?

Love the amount of John Mulaney quotes

pump shanty is still my favourite part of this dgfhfgsds