Getting divorced during Pride Month was definitley tubbo's decision.

i love how Molly and Tubbo are taking this seriously, its making Jack's, Tommy's and Harry's shenanigans more painful to watch

“I divorced Tubbo” no girl he divorced you, you were fighting for that man😭😭

Can’t believe Tom had a husband, has a girlfriend, and whatever him and harry have going on

Sadly, Tommy wont be known for having a husband and a girlfriend anymore after tomorrow

"molly is the name"
"I dont need none right now, im feeling good already" is such an underrated line from jack

I love the parts where the judge plaayed along
As well "your honor im a top"
And "HES A BOTTOM, HE WITNESSED IT"

I love how chill the judge was throughout the trial. He never broke character, he's obviously seen cases like this before, and I guess he got pay in the end for doing the shoot....
Edit: Yeah, it was a real judge......

"Objection, your honor, reader is under aged" is THE BEST LINE IN THIS WHOLE BANGER

The fact that molly exposed the fact tom had other vlogs planned as a follow up to the marriage vid, but tubbo was so betrayed that he denied every single one. Wowwww

At the end when Harry was said, "this is like heartstopper." and even when he shouted, "SHE'S CLEARLY ON HER PERIOD." mental.

Tommy's literal girlfriend being on Tubbo's team just makes this so much funnier
also I pray to god that the judge is an actor because the second hand embarrassment flowing through that screen if that is a real legally instated judge will kill me

edit: this is the most I think a comment of mine ever blew up omfg

That Judge looks like he's trying to maintain professionalism in the face of sheer absurdity and is perpetually in the middle of breaking.

Gods bless the judge for having to deal with tommy jack and harry

"im bigger then you, I'm stronger then you, I'm better then you and you will marry me" - 2:09

That is the most wattpad ass sentence I've ever heard

“Your honor, I am a top” has got to be the best quote I’ve ever heard

“In June of 2024, I tricked Tommy into legally signing divorce papers. Since then, he’s been armed with attorneys and lawyers attempting to marry me again. Tommy, I hope this compensates you to stop.” - Tubbo probably

Molly trying to hold in her laughs the whole time is so funny

Tubbo and Molly: serious and professional approach

Tommy and Jack: Crackhead mode activated

Harry:WITNESSED

"Objection.
...You can't read"
That's the first line that made me lose it. The period line hammered it home, I actually can't