OpenTube

penguinz0 - "Alphas" Compilation

Critikal Chronicles

646,416 views

This is the greatest delusion of All Time
@penguinz0
Twitch: moistcr1tikal

(Thanks ‪@nicholasduan316‬, ‪@BoldacesT‬ and ‪@shadowbroz1026‬ for suggesting this!)

Chapters/Timestamps:

00:00 - Alpha Male Tik Tok
09:15 - Alpha Male Bootcamps Are Sad
21:13 - Embarrassing Alpha Male Bootcamp
32:42 - Most Embarrassing Alpha Male Ever
43:38 - Most Insecure Alpha Male Ever
57:37 - Most Insecure Man on Tik Tok
1:04:50 - Sigma Males Are Getting Weirder
1:18:03 - This Guy Is Pathetic
1:27:24 - What To Do When An Alpha Male Insults You
1:40:33 - Delusional Creepy Guy
1:55:00 - Most Insecure Podcast
2:04:44 - Most Pathetic Alpha Male Program Ever
2:14:09 - Real Alpha Males
2:25:36 - Motivational Joker Community
2:31:58 - I've Become Alpha Male

20 Comments

@boxscreams 1 year ago

It gets funnier when you label so called alpha males as omegaverse roleplayers

@Mushpire 1 year ago

The first guy acting so alpha as if he doesn't look like the biggest Twink this side of Frisco

@Proboss1738 1 year ago

I had to skip the first one. I just couldn’t handle it dawg😭

@skylar5257 1 year ago

It’s the baby talk section that really tests my patience, I somehow always make it but boy is it hard to not skip.

@1YoutubeHistorian 1 year ago

holy hell couldnt even get past the first cringe boss

@R.PMcMurphy 1 year ago (edited)

Your friends finding out your dad did this is the equivalent of them finding out your mom is on only fans

@Danzi64 1 year ago

thanks for not putting ads

@bunnymumbles1793 1 year ago

was playing a huge amount of these long Charlie compilations while my husband was out of town. Apparently he does the same thing when I'm not home, too. We agreed that having a constant Charlie in the background is almost exactly like having a pet cat.

@jotun-w2d 1 year ago

Charlies voice puts me to sleep not because im bored, but because I feel so safe with his voice whispering into my ear.

@cptjevil3000 1 year ago

They paid 18,000 clams to pay for the water bill

@TyroneJohn25 1 year ago

That 18k for three day alpha male bootcamp is almost equivalent to a one year tuition in a state U. That's ridiculous and rip off.

@arhamgulfraz8071 1 year ago

My airpods died as soon as the baby voice thing came 😂😂

@UnknownGamer-cw3uo 1 year ago

Ts is so funny to me cause my grandad unironically thinks he an “Alpha” and he does average “alpha” things such as sitting in a sweaty steam room with other men and being unable to throw a punch straight

@A_fool.1.7 1 year ago

What I don't understand about self identified "sigma males" is that they supposed to be quiet observant and outside the hierarchy with no need for validation but every video about them is always saying how cool they are and how much scarier they are then other males. Sounds like they need validation

@lilYellowRoc 1 year ago

whoooooo yeahhh babyyyyy🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
thats what ive been waiting forrrr🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
thats whats its all about🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
whooooooooooooooooooooooooo🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

@C.JuniorsMagic 1 year ago

As someone whonis constantly insecure abour themselves, im glad to say, that im not insecure and fucking stupid enough to do shit like this.

Keep up the grind, not the scams👍

@upyoursdotcom 1 year ago

My favourite thing about the guy in the 8th segment is when he's bragging about his "entrepreneur home" and he's swearing every other word and he says "no one fucks with me in here" because that implies that when he's not in his home people are constantly fucking with him

@doclewis8927 1 year ago

He says he has a '6 pack" but...his "muffin-top" belies something other than a 6 pack of abs. Maybe a 6 pack of beers after work. The muffin-top throws it for me because even if he has "6 pack abs" they have those in IMPLANTS for men and women. There's also etching that can be done and contour spray tans to make you look like you have more defined abs or any abs when you don't. Also, it doesn't count if you have to suck your gut in before or while taking the shirt off. LOL.