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Arbitrator Hasanius shock mauls his Cyber-Mastiff | a Warhammer 40k Darktide story

DreadAnon

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The Arbitrator freakin bashes his heckin pupperino up real good and then blames it on everybody's favourite harmless gigantopithecoids, the Jokaero. Will everybody see through his ruse or will the Imperium reduce these monkey men to mustard???

Cadian Veteran Model by MiniatureMiasma
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Anathema and the Gods of Chaos art by Nodens O.M.
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Jokaero by JSochart
https://www.deviantart.com/jsochart/a...

Thank you to Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan for voicing the temporarily impressed Sister of Battle. (everybody say thank you to Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan!)

20 Comments

@DreadAnon Creator 11 months ago Pinned

Audio pop within the first second of the video award 🥇

sound design is my passion

@THE_LEECHLORD 11 months ago (edited)

Guys it was just a vibrating maul

@Seraph_Snake 11 months ago

"the Imperium deserved the Fall of Cadia" - recorded remarks of the heretical arbitrator Hasanius, during the pestilence sieges against Nurgle champion Asmongoldus, 025.M42

@imperialfist2304 11 months ago

FREE CYBER-MASTIFF K4-Y4!

@bean4509 11 months ago

Warp-craft generated video. Also there is a LITERAL GENOCIDE HAPPENING ON CADIA RIGHT NOW!!!!!

@coltonthomas288 11 months ago (edited)

"are we really going to worry about this while there's a chaos invasion happening?"

@That-Dirtbag-Canuck 11 months ago (edited)

I was unaware Arbitrator Hasanius was employed by the ATF

@spacebotanist7180 11 months ago (edited)

"GUYS There's a Chaos INCURSION on ATOMA!"

@Calvin_Coolage 11 months ago

That Ogryn is the lynchpin that keeps the Jokaero from supplying their skills to the T'au

@kneeyul 11 months ago

HEY DID YOU GUYS HEAR ASSMANGOLD, THE HERALD OF NURGLE, TALK ABOUT THIS ON THEIR LIVESTREAM

@MoonKnight1488 11 months ago

“F*** it guys, the Imperium deserved the Fall of Cadia”.

“F*** yeah we’re having a World Eater on stream”

@C4MG1RL 11 months ago

"It was just a vibrating maul. There's a gene stealer cult on the ship and a chaos uprising planetside, but y'all are worried about me respecing to Lone Wolf?"

@PettyOfficerMasterChiefJohn117 11 months ago

Tech and Mek, my day is made

@zthulu2540 11 months ago

The Shinzo Abe pipe shotgun was a beautiful touch at the end, but I don't like how you imply it shot bullets and did harm, instead of its actual use as a vibration shotgun for friendly, non-harmful reminders.

@BLS31 11 months ago

In my scholam, he would be on censure and mental reconstruction for reckless abuse of equipment.

@TheWarmachine375 11 months ago

Arbitrator Hassanius: "Prepare for trouble!"

Kaya Barkinson: "And make it double!"

@wingedhussar8552 11 months ago (edited)

That judge at the end sounds so genuinely pissed at the “defense” I cracked up. Excellent line delivery

@onecertainesquire486 11 months ago

Arbitrator Hassanius once interviewed a nurgling from the Plague Planet and said he was just a slightly sickly child. I have a feeling he may not be the greatest of the Emperor’s servants.

@aarovit4257 11 months ago

“You know that Lexatron! I’m going to kill you! In Tertium! In the Morningstar, at your quarters!”

Or in the pskyhanium?

“No, in real life! I’m going to stalk him, and become obsessed with him, and wear his helmet, and his uniforms, and use his skin as a coat! Like the ancient techno barbarians did!”
-Quote from Radical Inquisitor Sam Hyde