“Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if when the player dies, we made it easier for them to die?”










To everyone replying to this comment, the game isn’t bad because of the mechanic I joked about. It’s just a bad first impression for everyone who played the original release and didn’t know, and anyone who plays this version without knowing.
Not a bad game, just a hassle to understand it.

"The game cheated back"

If that isnt the greatest line I've ever heard in a video I dont know what is

Miyazaki: "You can have the rest of your health bar back when you prove you don't need it."

Only a Souls game would have a boss that can literally suck away the exploit you've been using to beat the game.

When the game crashes you lose half your hard drive until you get the next playstation

Player: "I'm nothing without full health!"

Miyazaki: "If you're nothing without full health then you shouldn't have it."

"The game cheated back" is the core distillation of the Souls games

That 50 second elevator ride back up to the boss room has got to be the most insidious troll in a video game I've ever seen

I know why dunky had such a hard time.
He forgot to swap to the old man.

"the longer the elevator ride, the better the game" - Miyazaki, probably

Allant draining his level to cancel out his glitch is the most poetic thing I've ever seen. Thank you Bluepoint for keeping From Software's vision alive.

"the game fucking cheated back"

this is the true spirit of Demon's Souls

With the OG Demon's Souls we just had to realise that the half health was our actual HP and and anything else was just a bonus.

"The game cheated back”
Only in a miyazaki game

Dunkey: cheats
Old King Allant: Your free trial of luck has expired

Remember guys he plays with a USB steering wheel so don’t go too hard on him

Hardest part of this game is getting a ps5

“You are safe now but in Dark Souls 4, I will shoot you with a pistol”
- King Allant

"Why is half of my health bar missing?" should be the official 2020 motto

It's important to remember that the runback to king allant was actually shortened in the remake and it still took ages