"Well I chose not to kill the guard"
Woolie ignoring the fact that there were THREE other options besides run away, not just one

5:37:47 the entire game built up to this moment

I love how they where at first enjoying the game in the very beginning, but david cage cant help himself and have to be a hack
and it just went to shit

I just realized that marcus’s speech the second time around contains “we demand an end to segregation” and “we demand our own state” separated by like one other talking point

Woolie perplexed by Pat's decisions while he made some of the worst decisions is hilarious to me.

Look. No one's ever gonna read this. But, it's just a truly BAFFLING Choice to make the kid a robot too. Isn't it just better for her to actually be a human? It would make the game story better. Making her a robot actually makes the metaphor WORSE.

I'm so glad they have Woolie to help them navigate the heavy handed racial allegories.

knowing that the child is a robot too makes the implication of the father a billion times worse. David Cage be sick a majority of the times

All the "Woolie The Coward" comments when he instantly chose to run away from the guards is a fond memory of mine.

I hate the Kamski scene, the idea that a man can pull out a gun in front of two cops without Hank immediately telling him to drop it is ridiculous.

WHY WOULD HANK ASK YOU A QUESTION HE SHOULD KNOW HE NEVER TOLD YOU THE ANSWER TO?

Woolie is so right about the stupid soldiers trope

Say what you will about the OMIKRON playthrough but man I love the "BA BA BA DADA" bit that came from it

I love that Pat "I'll do anything to live forever" Fuckboivin kept dying, Woolie "THE RACE WAR STARTS NOW" The Liar literally committed suicide to avoid hurting A Hooman, and Mat "this joke doesn't work for all three of them" McMuscles something something I forgot how Kara ended the first time it mattered so incredibly little

I will never not love and appreciate Woolies exasperation at the hamfisted and tacky civil rights stuff.

That scene with Zlatko and his creations is straight outta Toy Story 1 with Sid

hahaha 2:51:14 all hope for a good ending rests on the shoulders of Matt, as he is forced to march naked towards the squashing chamber.

I wonder who is the inspiration for Todd's appearance and why David Cage hates this man

1:32:27
Matt: "I spent more on lunch today."

That made me laugh so hard

JESUS CONNER! THIS IS BIG MOOD!