REMEMBER: ILLEGAL MEANS NOT LEGAL. These plays result in penalties, which apparently are bad in hockey & make you sit in a box and feel shame.

"ILLEGAL HOCKEY PLAYS."
Proceeds to commit various real world crimes

It is extremely frightening to me how similar the throat slice here is to what happened to poor Mr. Johnson

“You may get…10 for that”

decapitated player lies next to the boards

Lol "now fighting is illegal, you can't fight, but when you DO fight you can't do this..."

Best hockey joke I've ever heard

Thanks I was wondering why I was getting so many penalties

That thumbnail didn't age quite so well...

I’m a ref and I’m glad they cleared all this up in the video so I don’t have to keep calling these illegal plays

Bro, that one with the spike to the neck, you predicted Adam Johnson

"Whenever something's illegal in soccer, it's illegal in hockey." 💀

For someone who doesn’t play Hockey, I’m glad you made this video! I was so confused as to what i can and can’t do. I personally thought the lick was legal.

I’ve actually performed the axe chop and I can confirm it’s very illegal. 2 year suspension and possibly a misdemeanor for assault with a weapon

Looks like someone watched this and took it too seriously...

The face lick bit was priceless. Who does that!? We have the "Avery Rule", I think we need the "Marchand  Rule" now.

Thumbnail popped up on my feed at a really bad time

Nobody:
Mark Schiefele when he sees Jake Evans going for an empty netter: 1:14

The thumb nail is foreshadowing

I really wished you started adding bandages to the dummy after each bit. And had him all bandaged up by the end!

It almost seems like Matt Petgrave watched this video and heard "What TO do" not "What NOT to do"....

2:25 cut was prefect had me rolling