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Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch on “Call Me Daddy” - Plus the Icks Ruining Relationships

The Therapy Crouch

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get chaotic as Abbey and Peter dive into the modern relationship “icks” that are driving everyone mad. From gym-obsessed boyfriends who suddenly start calling every meal “fuel”, to the bizarre habits that creep in when people take their fitness journeys a little too seriously, the pair unpack the realities of dating in 2026.

We also hear some of your listener dilemmas including whether sharing a Netflix account with an ex is a major red flag, and what to do when your partner’s habits start giving you the ultimate ick. Plus, Abbey and Pete relive a holiday debate that will feel VERY familiar—when taking the perfect Instagram photo completely ruins the moment.

In the Agony Abs, things take a seriously weird turn with a bedroom confession involving being called “Daddy”… and an unexpected counter-offer of “Granny” that completely derails the mood. It’s funny, unfiltered and full of the kind of honest relationship chat that will have you questioning everything.

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00:00 Introduction
01:05 Morning routines & body confidence chat
02:20 Parenting rules & swimming debate
03:10 Hair routines & “life admin” of being a woman
05:00 Relationship icks & gym culture
06:35 Pete’s sauna moment
08:00 House packing, storage & “spindle” debates
10:00 Moving house & ruthless clear-outs
11:42 Gym boyfriend turns “delulu”
13:00 Wanting to love the gym
14:00 Pre-kids nostalgia & family chaos
16:20 Sharing Netflix with an ex
18:00 Phone glitches & tech struggles
19:10 Holiday photo arguments begin
20:15 Pete lying on the floor for the perfect pic
22:00 “Fellas of Instagram”
24:00 Living vs filming the moment
25:15 Justin Timberlake viral debate
28:20 “Am I The Asshole?” begins
29:00 “Daddy” vs “Granny” bedroom debate
31:00 Final verdict & reactions

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20 Comments

@Jakey3-p9g 6 months ago

Hope Ross is OK. Ross you are sorely missed. X

@mrp9109 6 months ago

Reference Business Lunch - the Boss did not embarrass her at the meal ( both he and the client waited patiently for her to finish) he realised that he had not explained the protocol before hand which was his mistake . But all he did was explain the protocol after so she knows for future. It is very common practise which she needs to learn. If a client wants 3 courses they can all have 3 courses if the client wants to change to shots after one drink you follow. He was NOT being personal at all. He even said if a client doesn’t want a dessert , finish the meal and if she wants a
Dessert tell the boss after and you can go and get dessert. Unfortunately she has taken the advice wrong and is being overly sensitive. It’s business that’s all

@AliM-f8z2q 6 months ago

Sending love to Ross and his family sorry to hear about their loss❤❤❤❤

@elizabethjamieson3829 6 months ago

Condolences to Ross 🫂

@rachaeldickinson9325 6 months ago

Sending lots of love to Ross ❤

@JadeS91 6 months ago

hate it when abby says shes flabby! ive got more flab on my left eye lid than she has on her whole body! 😂

@JayneBraddick-xj5qn 6 months ago

Such a funny episode you are all hilarious, love Abbey's morals ❤❤❤❤❤

@richardmallock8928 6 months ago

21:46 best moment and most genuine moment of the pod… There’s only one reason we put up with taking the photos and we need to grow up!😅😂

@zoebagshaw8236 6 months ago

Sending love and prayers to Ross 💜

@andrewdavis8838 6 months ago

So you’re aware, the bodycam is literally used to capture evidence of someone impaired through drink or drugs. The fact it got leaked is wrong but literally every time they do that impairment test on people it gets filmed 😂

Great pod though!!!

@suejones1047 5 months ago

Sending love to Ross. So sorry for his loss.

@pear1974 6 months ago

Is Abbey finally getting her ranch? With a move being mentioned? Xxx ❤

@rossgill5911 6 months ago

The new🎙️ microphones look cool. No Peter cracking his, non existent chin. Ross from Cornwall.

@Claraclara77889 6 months ago (edited)

Abbey instead of giving directly to charity please do an eBay sell to your fans and give that money to charity! I love your style and would be desperate to grab a piece or two! (Also, you’d likely get way more money!)

@JayneCampbell-z1c 6 months ago

The packing conversation ? Are you moving or renovating ?

@tiamaria123 6 months ago (edited)

Love and best wishes to Ross X.
Love the pod!. Also, if abbey is giving bags to charity why not give some of them away to subscribers?.

@adamwilliams858 6 months ago

Dad of 3. I often wondered what my gf meant when she said i know so so much about the female body. How oblivious half the men are on the female menstrual cycle baffles me. Its a huge part of your partners life so doesn't it make sense to be clued up about it 🤔. Suppose it's an advantage that comes naturally to me after growing up with 3 women in my house. Crazy that I'm a minority in ny knowledge 😅 .. typical that it doesn't benefit me as a parent of 3 boys 😅

@JayneCampbell-z1c 6 months ago

❤❤❤ for Ross

@DanielleNorman-m1d 6 months ago

My daughter started calling me ‘bruv’ so I did the same…saying it in the morning drop off in front of her mates ‘have a good day bruv!’

Haven’t been called it since 😏