A LIL COMPILATION! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THE- [redacted]  :face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:

Well, "Safe" SCP mostly means that it won't do anything as long as nobody touches it.

"Safe" class means "Safe as a loaded firearm with the safety off". Doesn't fire until someone touches it

SCP-[redacted]
Special Containment Procedures: [data expunged]
Description: [data expunged]

GUYS

GUYS, SCP 049 IS FROM THE 1500'S, MEANING HES FROM EARLIER THAN THE PILGRIMS, AND I REMEMBER THIS ONE POST FROM TUMBLR,

''if you gave a sour patch kid to a pilgrim it would kill them instantly''

I DOUBT 049 HAS EVER HAD A SOUR PATCH KID, I NEED TO TEST THIS RIGHT FREAKIN NOW, GIVE THIS GOOBER EITHER A FLAVOUR BLASTED PIZZA GOLDFISH OR A SOUR PATCH KID

The “G” in SCP stands for “good employee treatment”

1:19 as a Massachusetts resident I can confirm I am actually an SCP

As a member of the O5 Council, I can confirm that these are accurate. Also at 20:52, we already did that, but he grew solar sails, and came back to Earth.

The peanut be like: Where the #### is his neck!?

45:20 considering what happened regarding bright, Dark being a hypothetical opposite would be the most responsible person at the foundation and take no chances with any potentially reckless ideas

1:13  SCP-096 BALLIN’

Aloocid✅️ Euclid❌️

2 UPLOADS IN A DAY??? VaazkL is treating us!!

2:45 They recruit D-classes like in Squid Game.
Poor person: I am so poor and so in debt please give me some money!
SCP Foundation: Be our test subject for just 1 month and get a lot of money!
Poor person: DEAL! signs contract
SCP Foundation: You'll be rich after the 1 month (if you survive)

Well dr.Brights new body seems... Fluffier than usual

4:35
SCP Foundation: "we didn't do shit it was the fucking GOC!"

GOC: "what do you mean? It was the Chaos Insurgency!"

C.I: "Nah quit bullshiting it was the Serpant's Hand!"

Serpant's Hand: "yeah"

15:59 Bright!

30:46 MAGMA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE SCP

For more context, this character is featured in the mv for 2 songs, one called called "Idolatry" (Guuzousuuhai) and the other called "Sara" (サラ)
The artist is a famous mv maker in the vocaloid community, i have no idea how this ended in a SCP video

"no, chat, we're not going to contain some random guy"
actually tried to contain him, but he exploded all security and escaped like nothing happened

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4:05 They let Mariah thaw again.