the night in osaka i'll be telling people about for years. we went out for food and ended up in a tiny bar with a fireman, a strawberry farmer, a woman who'd had 13 beers since 9am, and a snake.

00:00 arriving in osaka
04:03 she made me carry her handbag
04:53 japanese taxi drivers are built different
06:26 osaka smells like england
07:18 osaka is the manchester of japan
10:20 we never actually discussed the plan
12:17 she read the menu word for word
14:05 rating this burger a 9.08
17:06 this feels like times square
17:58 exactly what i pictured japan to be
22:11 trying to make japanese friends
22:58 we have a snake
24:24 a fireman and a strawberry farmer
25:56 talking man united in a japanese bar
26:52 messi or ronaldo?
29:19 she's had 13 beers since 9am
30:29 they found out i'm on tv
31:00 she refused to let me pay
32:19 she says we're getting married
34:11 this karaoke bar smelt like death
37:14 my trench coat safety theory
39:58 7-eleven feels like severance

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