Kidnapper: "You will speak like you've never spoken before!"
Daz: "Yeah, to the police. I'm gonna speak to them all sorts of shit."
Had me cracking up. XD

"do any of you fine ladies have a key? i need a key"
strange gurgling sounds
"and a priest"
lmaoooo i love you daz

The classic sentence in Daz games:
"If any of you move... I swear to God IF YOU MOVE!!!!"

year 5 of waiting for him to play this game

“I’m looking for a key.... and a priest”

"I'm looking for a key."
mannequin making weird noises and turning its head
"And a priest-"

“Don’t be afraid.” Like we weren’t just kidnapped and stuffed into a box for some dude with a weird hobby.

It's sad knowing that dead kids are on these mannequins. They are mostly used to scare the crap out of ya, but the more you look at them..the more they seem like their trying to help and even warn you.

“The new aqua man film looks amazing” daz- HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO MAKE JOKES WHILE PLAYING A SCARY ARSE GAMEEEE?!?

“You will speak like you’ve never spoken before!”

“Yeah, to the police”

😂

"the games called don't be afraid-"
*wheezing voice*
"But I'm going to be"

“ yay I have a screwdriver”
Anyone else have flashbacks to
“ I found the star screwdriver, I’m gonna unlock some shit....”
“ NO IM NOT I. GOING HOME LEAVING

"I'm gonna pretend I haven't seen it. I'm gonna pretend I haven't seen it. It's not real." Wow, that's a great impression of my dad seeing me as a baby!

"It's a baby on the floor-!"
..
..
"*IT'S A BABY BEING DRAGGED-*"

“ITS A BABY BEING DRAGGED” that’s me when I get slapped by my parents for doing no work

three years later and im still waiting for him to play the full game...

Mannequin: blows at daz
daz: blows back
Mannequin: I’m just doing my job...

Franklin- "I can't wait to play with you"
Me- "I dont like where this is going.."
Franklin- "your..11?, 12?"
Me- "WHAT?!!"

“11, 12 years old”
Daz: “ewwwwww”
All the 11 and 12 year olds are crying 🤣🤣🤣

jumpscare (or anything REALLY creepy) timestamps for the people with anxiety or anything else like that:
1:35
3:10
4:36
5:09
5:43 (not too bad)
6:01 (also not that bad)
6:22 (again, not that bad)
6:47
7:20 (just some laughing idk if it's that bad)
8:31 (maybe hide in the comments until 9:05)
9:12
10:27 (just speaking still scary tho)
10:38 (can't avoid it but it doesn't jumpscare so you are okay)
11:58 (just, well, no thanks)
12:34
13:13 (not too bad)
13:35
13:44 (HELL NAAAAAW!!!! Also after this is very scary, but this is just a warning, if you know that you might not be able to, skip to 14:15)
15:19
16:11 (it's kinda funny how he sounds like a machine gun. Daz be like "GUH GUH GUH GUH GUH")
18:17
Okay then after 18:17, you are done! Everything after that is jumpscares! Have a nice day! I hope you didn't get too scared! Got to go lay in bed and stare at a wall for an hour because I had to sit through all of that to give you this ;w;