Harry day one: you're a wizard Harry

Harry after a night with malfoid: you're father potter

His aunt was jealous of his mother, because his aunt didn’t have magic. So she was jealous of her sister going to Hogwarts. That’s why she was hiding the invitations.

"B-Cup taunting A-Cup, while a D-Cup tries to de-escalate" fits Malfoid, Hermione, and Rhonda Weasly way to well, and I love it. (10:22)

7:05
Neville Longbottom ❎
Neville BIG bottom ✅

Once I clicked like on that first Malfoid there was no turning back. I accept my fate and praise the algorithm.

8:12 B+sitive.
and totally not bloods gang sign, trust.

Rhonda Weasly hit me unexpectedly hard with Redhead Dork energy.

Ill slyther into that chamber of secrets














(Edit i didn't expect this on my terrible joke)

The Horcrux bit had nothing to do with why the Dursleys treated Harry poorly, though it could have amplified it. Petunia was jealous of her sister and took it out on Harry, while Vernon was just an asshole all around. Dudley was a bully to Harry because of how he was raised, at least until his run-in with the Dementors got him to reflect on his life and change for the better.

1:27
I think Harry is there, he's using his invisibility cloak.

Sometimes every man in the human collective craves one singular thing. At this iteration, we have tsuntsun Malfoid.

Malfoid and harry spotter together is pure philosopher's stone alchemy. XD

honestly now, imagine if the actor of draco malfoy were to change his twitter pfp to a malfoid artwork, it would be so fucking cinema

13:04 Her forehead is really built like a mirror to reflect that spell.

You should look at the subplot, its unhinged hilarious and prof McGonagall is a known war criminal

8:09 remember Noble, B-positive

15:40 helpful Slytherin Malfoid-san

at 8:30 harry was doing the be positive handsign from space king

Malfoid is so powerful that it’s a cosmic confirmation.

3:33 The Germans and Italians after seeing Hugo Boss's fashion design: "Hm..."