The mouse on the screen being called "the heathen's mark" is so powerful

My final words as I slip into the abyss will be "I wanna meet Funky"

The voice of Joshua made me pain in the memories of our lost baby boy. I miss him SO!

3:24 Wayne demanding silence so that they may learn the speech patterns of k.rool; who has been deemed satan himself, to learn of his devilish trickery is so fucking funny to me and I've no idea why.

"this is the part where our lord climbed a tree for no fucking reason"

This was quite a kongregation

martin luther country is an underrated bit from this stream. log is such a genios

Church of Kong is still my favorite streams he's done it's so fucking funny to me everytime

i have to say the only thing that is possibly funnier than wayne creating an entire religion around donkey kong for the purposes of this stream is him then having a crisis of faith in donkey kong after realising that the novelisation for donkey kong country sucks and he doesn't actually like donkey kong 64 very much

16:47 add this one to the colorblind evidence list

Oh to hear Joshua's dulcet tones once more

I fucking love how feral wayne became during Jungle Beat, 64 drained the life from him and Jungle Beat gave him too much

Bless you! Bless you! Bless you!
I'm so happy you got to this series, I actually was talking yesterday about how I wound up with VIP in the chat and I got to regale that I recommended  DK Jungle Beat. Praise Kong!! Ooh ooh, aah aah.

wayne had so many baaulp moments on this stream

So did Wayne ever explain why the crucified DK lacked feet

Gonna save 30:35 as a reaction for another time

thanks for the highlights!! i've got a bit of feedback: i think a flashing lights warning at 18:30 would've been nice :)

Foster you are the hero of Donkey Kong. Go with many blessings

Wayne pulls out the firearm in this one

Thank you very much for blessing us with the church once again