"I would whoop a scythes ass."

This is the most skooch thing I've ever heard

“I won’t break the Geneva convention”
Has no problem choking out soraka, a medic

Anivia: "PUNCHING ICE SUCKS"
Blitz: "WHO GIVES A S#!T IF HES METAL?"

Skooch placing Annie: have you seen her lore
Also skooch: places god and a demi god in 50/50

Ranking league characters based on how good they would be at parenting.

"He's so busy fighting the demons in his mind,  he won't see the roundhouse comin' "

That's one for the ages

Skooch is scarier than we could've imagined. He can roundhouse kick a 20ft engine of destruction, wrestle a bear easily come on top in a 3v1 and punch through metal. Beware the Skooch.

Skooch: Is scared of people in armor

Also Skooch: Would win a fight against a metal golem on a good day

As a lore nerd, I know that almost all of these characters would whoop anyone's ass. There's exceptions of course, but Anivia is like a city sized demigod, Voli is bigger than Galio I think, and Nautilus can hold a whole ass pirate ship underwater like it's a damn bath toy. Also Varus is a hate crime, he's 2 gay men in one body.

"I dont think i would get savagely beaten" My top laner about to feed the Fiora

Ross: uhh no Blitzcrank is metal, I can't even punch him
Skooch: ChOkE oUt A sTaTuE

Skooch just a question, will you and Ross ever make a video called "bot lane duos Skooch and Ross could beat in a fight" because that would be the best video 2021 will have ever seen.

Anivia- bird made of actual hardened ice " Id beat its ass 50/50"
Valor- just a bird - "Itd be rough"

Chat: He can create an earthquake.
Skooch: Who cares, jump.
Idk why that killed me like it did lmao.

I just adore that when skooch got to Sett the entire chat started to scream "YOU LOSE" "NO CHANCE" "YOU WOULD DIE", and then when he puts him in pleasure, everyone instantly went to "agreed" "i support it :D".

Aatrox: is a 20 ft tall ascended god warrior that battled against the void, and is known for killing literal gods
Skooch: Yea, 50/50

Tyler1's Tier list would look like:

Everyone else: Puts in the tier he can beat up

Draven: "Why would I beat myself up?"

“If you say he can predict me, He cant, Cuz i cant predict me”
Your ememy cannot counter your attack if you dont know what youre doing - sun tzu

Aatrox: Literally killed a god

Skooch: "Yeah I'd say I'd just about break even against that"