Can we have a moment of silence to mourn the passing of the English language?

When someone quotes from First Carrithasees, you know they mean business

“Was you sittin’ there witnessing?” needs to be on a tshirt

How strange that her baby voice disappears when she realizes, much too late, that she is in a serious fight she is surely going to lose.

She had did some research....😂

Can you even imagine what that written statement looks like? I'm surprised they even admitted it, I'd have thought it'd be completely illegible

"I am the living man (that has a womb)..."   Oh Sweet Jesus!  My head hurts.  I'm glad I didn't catch this live, because I'll need to pause it frequently to drink.

I learned one yesterday: enshittification.

"I do not want to arguminte anything" - Dr. Seuss is reborn!

She should’ve let Darrell Brooks to be her attorney!!! 😂😂 😂

I think Mike created a new legal theory:   Languicide.  The willfull murder of the english language.

"a below average 5 year old"  killed me.  I could not stop laughing.

I hereby proclaim that from this day forth I will never voluntary an unclear statement.

If Judge Fish ever gets tired of being a truly excellent Judge, he could make an excellent living as a pro poker player with that unchanging expression.

How do you sit in the courtroom while this is going on and not laugh hysterically?  I applaud the ability of all those attending to censor themselves.

“a Brandy violation “. 😂

I don't think I've every heard ONE person mispronounce SO MANY words in a single sitting.

My lawyer shared information...

Yes, ma'am, it's called discovery, and it works both ways

I don't know about "allegious" but this is definitely egregious.

I lost my last brain cell at "are we in an article court 3?" (which was too close to a 'Is this crinimal?')