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You made us hit 3,000 batters | Fumble Dimension

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We tried to do something nice for the Mariners. You didn't let us.

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19 Comments

@jordanfry5138 6 years ago

Something about "We have a player development update: The players are not developing" absolutely killed me.

@the_dpad 5 years ago

"Congrats to the Mariners on their FOURTH win of the season."

> The date is September 11, 2001.

Of course.

@eduardoabarca6021 6 years ago

The spike in fan interest makes sense, you can't tell me people wouldn't tune in every night to watch the Mariners bean 17 batters

@TBDF12 6 years ago

The owner is happy because this is the most money he's ever made. Imagine the turnout for the games.

@bell.with.one.e 6 years ago

The game literally has a goal that says "don't suck completely"!

@nate_storm 6 years ago

“Don’t suck completely”
“Win the World Series in 2 years”

@SlayerofWyverns 6 years ago

I wonder how many more games the Mariners would have won if they just threw the ball to Calvin Johnson every time instead.

@pacolibre5411 1 year ago

The beaning of 36 batters in a row is unbelievable. Every player in the lineup got beaned in 4 consecutive plate appearances. I feel like there's something beautiful about that number being a multiple of 9. Nobody was unfairly singled out.

@IceFire9yt 6 years ago

Mariners: Constantly throw balls at the batters.

Team Owner: 👍😀
Fans: 👍👏👏👍

@CapnBooker 6 years ago

Kinda feels like we need a whole video about the 1899 Cleveland Spiders.

@cobrallama6236 6 years ago

3000 hits and you know you're in the Hall of Fame.

3000 hit by pitches and you know you're in the Fumble Dimension.

@HunterJE 1 year ago (edited)

It may seem horrible what happened here. But keep in mind that in the real timeline's 2001 MLB season, a week's games in early-mid September were postponed and rescheduled for October. Those games are played as scheduled in this simulation.

The only possible explanation for this discrepancy is that by some unknowable, chaotic, butterfly-effect chain of causation the events of this M's season somehow prevented the 9/11 attacks in the Fumble Dimension.

Surely that's worth a few thousand beanballs and more!

@4ppIesNLE 6 years ago

Video starts
Kofie: "Numbers. A crucial building block of our civilization"
Me: "Oh. oh boy."

@louied5721 6 years ago

“I really do love the idea of conferring with your manager and then immediately throwing at a batter.” I died laughing

@KofieWhy 6 years ago (edited)

Thank you for your patience and excitement.
I hope you enjoy the episode!

@evans.4995 6 years ago

“The Mariners are not competitors. They’re protagonists.” That line made me cry.

@davispo7550 6 years ago

So basically, "Jon and Kofie's plan to redeem the Mariners is ruined by one fan's inability to remember anything past the first letter of the alphabet"