Shane: "I feel like no one is as upset as me" 😂

I can’t think of a more apropos task for Bobby the Slug than dealing with human shit

“The kid throws heat”- Soder.  This made me bust out laughing by myself in my kitchen at 1:20 in the morning.

10:33 He knows multiplication, now he needs to learn division

Dan Soder with the home run tag. " Aren't you concerned that your wife cheated on you with a grizzly bear"

My buddy's little bro would have nerf football sized shits when he was like 7, it was fuckin crazy. My 11 year old mind couldn't comprehend how he did it

Bobby "Cut the shit" Kelly

60 seconds into this video and I’m already laughing out loud.  Chipotle burrito sized shits is hilarious 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣💩💩💩

That poor kid.  He is the topic of a very long scatilogical conversation that is widely available

i broke my knee man
i broke my knee man
i broke my knee man
i broke my knee dude

I listen to this at work by myself cry laughing and someone walked in and because i couldn't explain what made me laugh I just wiped my eyes and pretended I was normal and im pretty sure I looked like I was having a mental breakdown crying at work by myself. But I couldn't explain the monster dump story

“Dad! Where’s the poop knife! Dad!” - Will Ferrell or something.

He's gotta have a little bell he rings when he's done.  I can't see it going any other way ..

My dad used to drop what he called "The Forbidden Football".

You knew when it was happening because the temperature would go up OUTSIDE OF THE BATHROOM HE WAS IN 😂

Parents talking about their kids under 12 is like hearing the sequel butters wrote to scrotie mcboogerballs in South Park

My nephew had this gift - witnessed it in awe and dry heave when he visited me and spent a night. He was 4 at the time.

Pinch hitter

After a big steak dinner we discovered the same issue and developed "the nudge stick". The initiator is now nicknamed this as well. We don't even remember his real name.

Dan doing an Asian accent on Shane’s podcast is hilarious sense of course that’s what famously got Shane fired from SNL

"I think the war is over. I'm gonna go home. I'm coming home."

- Robert Kelly