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I actually hate it when people use religion to scam people or force people to do things. As a Christian, this is just horrid…

turning a satan plush into a jesus plush... feels like sorcery...

this is such a classic move Eric Cartman would pull

This is the type of shit Jesus threw tables over when he saw the temple was turned into a market place, desecrating what christ truly is about

Jesus Christ 🤝 Minecraft Steve
Being white in all the merch for some reason

Edit: bro y’all are really challenging me I’m so close to infodumping on ancient Hebrew translations of the Bible and the depictions of divinity in genesis please just use your brains

evil pinely is the satan plush and when he turns into regular pinely apmeone puts him in a bucket and stirs him with a cloth and water

I never understood why Christians freak out so much over “satanic/demonic imagery”. Like is it really that big of a deal?? I seriously doubt that Satan is trying to get you to rebel against god through a plushie or a poster or whatever. It just seems so freaking exhausting

dude i literally got an ad for a company trying to use “AI” to help dropshippers in the middle of your video 😭😭

The LARP that these are homemade toys drives me especially insane for some reason. Like, if you know even a little bit about sewing or toy design, they’re clearly mass-produced. This is stolen valor from the real DIY toy design community.

Jesus didn’t throw hands with the devil, Jesus threw hands with merchants exploiting faith for profit.

The amount of positive comments on these things are why I believe Christian’s taken as a group are pretty stupid, and I say that as someone who still identifies as a Christian.  To be fair it’s probably true of fundamentalism in general not just Christians, it’s literally a set of instructions to live your life by, where questioning those traditions is violently discouraged (despite Jesus himself questioning his elders constantly, rejecting the status quo, and being tortured to death for speaking truth to power).

Macy was lost in life.  Society was slipping past and she couldn't find a way to carry on and go along with it.  She descended into a deep depression and all of her friends abandoned her and left her all alone in the world.  People would scream at her, "freak!" as they drove past, mocking her pain as she drifted on away into an endless sea if isolation.  She had abandoned all hope.  But then, one day she was scrolling on Tik Tok and she bought this plastic jar thing with motivation thing inside, now she doing fine.  You can buy plastic thing too!!!!

pretty sure shopify has rules against scams, so if you ordered, say, 1000 jesus plushies for $15 shipping and never received them, you could probably get the shop shut down

12:32 i mean, if you're gonna lose $15 you may as well get 50

14:10 props to the dropshipper for taking the creative liberty of putting a piece of tape over Jesus's mouth with a frowny face to show that he is sad that his Roblox graffiti got griefed

3:32 If you aant to skip the sponsor

Tragic how the sponsor is a Scam

For the record, I 100% have drank holy water out of plastic water bottles labelled holy water. [Orthodox Christian.]

I'm betting my life savings (0 Euros) that the dropshipper never even read the bible beyond the verses in that jar.