A young James Marriott was once asked “what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?” And he answered “Running through a field of wheat”, that young James Marriott grew up to be Theresa May

the disappointment on will's face when James showed him the AirPods case: unparalleled

Just to PROVE James hates poor people,he spends over 30secs flexing an airpods case

"They say you are what you eat, but i dont remember eating a fucking legend"

- a fucking legend

Will: let’s not make fun of any accents
Also Will and James: Proceeds to spend most of the video doing it

James mocking the nerdy boys when we know full well that used to be him

"she's not a karen yet, she's still a steph"
oh god i don't want to evolve into a karen please no

We got a class detention in physics and my mate got into more trouble for pointing out that punishing one group for one person's actions is a war crime stated under the geneva convention

“I’m sorry to hear that your grandma passed away yeah I actually am like and obviously am gonna be, I’m gonna be upset about that init yeah and Hadiqa the only thing is that nobody can force me to be your mate or anything yeah and I don’t want to be mates with you alright” the most iconic thing outta Yorkshire

The fact that James asked for a detention just further proves the fact that he's a Tory

James: “No I wasn’t in the library crew”

Everyone: X to doubt

“Miss?”
“Yes.”
“Can I have a pillow during the test?”
“If you have a medical condition.”
“I do, it’s ‘can’t in a seat without pillow syndrome’”
“Auogh, he’s awEsOmE”

“I’m sorry to hear that your grandma passed away yeah I actually am like an obviously am gonna be, I’m gonna be upset about that innit yeah and Ndika the only think is that nobody can ask me to be your mate or anything yeah and I don’t want to be mates with you alrigh” the amount of times I've quoted this for no damn reason at all... truly iconic

No one:
James "im trilingual" Marriott: om nomnom

i swear that girl who said “sorrytoheartjaturgrandmapassedawayyeah” was a meme and everyone used it as an audio lmfao

so you’re telling me i’ve got detentions for looking at the time, saying “okay”, looking at snow, etc. and james ASKED for one

"I'M SORRY TO HEAR YOUR GRANDMA PASSED AWAY..."
THE MOOST ICONIC LINE EVER

"Did you stamp on his head?"
"a dernt nerh, i might a dern"

“They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a Tory”- James Marriott

will at the start: no mocking accents
will and james: 6:57