Doug’s storyline with the fart joke is more entertaining than the entire movie

That 1% rating was probably for that one fart joke that actually worked.

Fun fact: the "turtle club" scene was being filmed on the 11th September 2001, which led to Dana Carvey having to venture a moment's silence in consideration of the tragedy unfolding that day. Whilst wearing that costume.

Jennifer Esposito: looking over the gifts the Critic sent "Ahh, someone watched 'Master of Disguise' again...oh, well. At least I got some chocolates!"

Doug's psychotic break midway through the review leads me to believe that this is the true origin story of the Joker. He saw The Master of Disguise, went insane and never recovered.

It's bad when a fart joke is the highlight of a film.

I had forgotten how brilliant Malcolm was, as "Turtle Critic Man".

"Somebody has to be in some form of misery" There is: The audience!

I bet Carvey is just praying for a Wayne's World 3 to have the tiniest bit of redemption to his career.

How to kill a movie instantly
>Happy Madison presents...

18:50 Ladies and gentlemen, this movie has completely drove Critic into utter insanity.

Everybody knows that that Happy Madison is a money laundering front.

My favorite Rotten Tomatoes review for this movie is "A film about as funny as a seeping wound."

i think this movie was actually like a ton of unused SNL skits mashed together with this character made up to connect them all.

I had a boss who would just randomly during his shifts quote the 'Am I not turtley enough...?' at me, like it was the height of comedy and I was the idiot for not getting it.

I just found out that Pistachio's "girlfriend" was also the mom in Wizards Of Waverly Place...

18:10 oh so that is how the joker was born

You know your movie's shit when the critic's jokes are funnier than the jokes you put in.

Reasons why the fart joke is funny:
1: Only thing in this movie that actually feels like a joke
2: The villain's dramatic scenes being ruined
3: Only non-offensive joke attempt

What was it Garth said in Wayne’s World? “It’s like people only do things because they get paid. And that’s just really sad.”