"I'm too stressed" = "Give me tutoring that lasts 25 hours every day, 8 days a week"

Kid: "I have completed my studies and homework so can I play games?"
Parent: "I want to fail in math and ruin my eyes"

"I feel sick" = "I'm on my phone 24 hours a day"

I am Vietnamese. When I was 10, I told my mother that I wanted to become a saxophone player for a living. She said "the only job you can get is play in a funeral band, which doesn't make much money. How can you support your family? You should become an engineer, make a lot of money for your family and you can play the saxophone as a hobby".

"I accidentally thought I was from a white family" absolutely destroyed me.
You're a very funny guy, Steven. XD

“I want to become an educator” = “i want to teach more people failure”

translate: "Wait, I know dinner is ready but I can't pause an online game."

"i wana be a fashion designer!"
"I wish to be fashionably Homeless!"

"I dont like rice"
"I love you dad"
"I became a lawyer/doctor"

"I wanna make a stylish and trendy haircut"

Family: "I wanna be the most vicious and notorious gang member"

"Can i meet my cousin"
"No, your inner failure cannot and will not comprehend his achievements"

"I'm doing what you said."
"I aspire to not hear things correctly and do them wrong."

"I want to make my own decisions"

Parents: "I want to be disrespectful and throw away my dreams"

"im in the dumbest class in school"💀

The sliced oranges wasn't randomly made up.  This exact scenario is a thing in my family.  I am legitimately confirming this.  I had a flashback and forgot this was a joke.

"I aspire to be homeless" Such wise words

The "give me fruit" part is so real. They don't like to express emotions but food is their love language.

"Hey dad! I just got 5 masters in Harvard, running 16 jobs at the same time, won 2 Nobel prizes, won all of the Oscars,  became the highest earning person in the solar system, and I know plenty of instruments, including all of them, but I still can't cook rice."

“Hey dad can I get a tattoo?”
“He really means he wants to engage in illegal activities” 💀

kid : "i want to travel to study"
parents : "i hate you and i want to get rid of you"