Immediately asking for a badge number Like a true American.

Gura with the law:(Ultra Instinct)


Kobo with the law:(Ultra Ego)

Accuses Gura of fraud, then can't provide a badge as proof they are real police officers...who's the real fraud here?

Gura is secretly a genius man, I tell you. She's just bad at math

Subaru heard the saying “to catch a criminal, you must think like a criminal”, so she hired an Australian.

Subaru: Gura, you have been charged with Heinous crimes! How do you plead?
Gura: you can't arrest me, I'm cute!
Subaru: ...shit, she's right...

Ear cleaning ❌
Ear bleeding ✔️

Gura: Calls out Bae's obvious lies about when the trade deal occurred, explains basic Minecraft mechanics, has the ignorance pass, AND STATES THE FACTS!!!
Kobo: Fails to shift the public opinion in her favor and admits to framing Faun for molestation.

They couldn't catch Gura, so they caught the next best thing

Today I learned that Kobo would be a perfect fit to be a villain in a Phoenix Wright game.  She would nail the breakdown on the stand.

Gura made me start questioning the legitimacy of Oozora police

Calli has said before that Gura is smart, just not as book smart as some of the other girls.

I believe the very first contraption called "Gas-Light" was invented in Atlantis thousands of years ago. Perhaps Gura was it's inventor, the only highly qualified (cute, and innocent) individual.

I love how Kobo goes from the soft spoken innocent "What did I do? uwu" to screaming her head off "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! YOU WANT MONEY TOO?!?" at the drop of a hat.

There's no pick up line as killer as "Your mother must be proud of you... Uh...  Whe-where's your mother? by the way"

kobo ear cleaning was so good it removes my eardrums

To be frank, in all 3 of these cases (with Ina included) the officers were using a decent level mental gymnastics to make what the suspect did count as a crime in the first place.

Oh my god! Kobo’s ASMR is more cursed than Subaru’s old ASMR, and even more than Calli’s deliberately bad ASMR!

Kobo’s chat will let her get away with things, but Gura’s chat would bury a body for her.

Gura over here asking for a lawyer when she’s just proven she needs to start up the Law Offices of Gura, Gwombus, and Goob so that other vtubers stand a chance by having a good lawyer