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Julia Makes the WORST financial Decisions in SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR

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Original Title: Becoming the Final Boss of Capitalism in SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, originally streamed February 11th, 2026
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Timestamps:
0:00:00 Intro
0:01:44 Ripping a pack
0:05:36 Intro
0:08:21 Gaming
0:25:16 Ad Break
0:29:11 Gaming
1:25:25 Ad Break
1:33:13 Gaming
1:53:52 Outro and reading subs

20 Comments

@SecretSleepoverSociety Creator 7 months ago Pinned

Secret Sleepover Society is every Sunday & Wednesday at around 8:30 pm ET
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@asteri0nyxx 7 months ago

"Horrible baby equals good shorts" I think this is how family vloggers make content

@apollosartz4487 7 months ago

Julia saying "short“ is like a magical spell that makes the babies life incredibly positive

@brettczarnecki9489 7 months ago

Jacob screaming "it's going to die right now!" with increasing intensity as the baby's value skyrockets killed me

@somberhoney 7 months ago

I can already tell that "thank god the crop creature killed that baby" is going to be a new vocal stim

@Nightsmarish 7 months ago

the title nor the thumbnail instills any confidence in how this baby trading will go

@bingdippity 7 months ago

Killed a comrade
Celebrated as War Hero
Killed a comrade
Promoted to General

@pewcat 7 months ago

56:17
Jacob: Julia, I am never listening to you again. I am literally never going to listen to you again.
Screen: publicly embarrassed by spouse

@zekewhale 7 months ago

“Donated to charity”
Julia: “bastard” made me choke on my orange juice from laughing so hard

@HunterJE 7 months ago

Worse than a coin flip = "practically guaranteed" Jacob never gamble with real money

@fangirl258 7 months ago

shoutout to the baby who married their childhood sweetheart, presumably got divorced/sweetheart died so then married for survival, and then either remarried their childhood sweetheart or married a second new childhood sweetheart

@maximusharbour3463 7 months ago

What I find funny about the way Anjelus Loans works in this game is that, not only is it predatory and they kill people, their business model also bleeds money and doesn't profit. Like, since you can't pay back loans, that loan shark guy is just bleeding money for the love of the game (the game is legally killing people.)

@moonlitpebbles4778 7 months ago

can we take a moment to appreciate Khaz's growth as a master thumbnail maker?

@thaddeushamlet 7 months ago

That shark is buying a stock based on your life, and his big payout is getting to kill you.

@jeffreyjohnson3687 7 months ago

Can Julia short mee so my life can suddenly improve?

@sparerarrows 7 months ago

“He’s very healthy” “He just had a heart attack” killed me and I hope it becomes a short one day

@The2econd3vil3xes 7 months ago (edited)

There are... so many troublesome sentences to hear from two new parents in this vod, lol. "I'm so glad that baby died to that crop creature."

@calmthefrontdoor 7 months ago

1:14:00 "How do you die from losing your sense of smell?" Uh, because then you can't smell the crop creature coming, duh!

@charliefielding2297 7 months ago

1:23:17 this is the peak to me. Just Jacob continuously saying 'we're going back up' while the feed cuts out to come back with it getting lower and lower. You just can't find better entertainment than this!

@carntzen92 7 months ago

I'm getting a huge kick out of the short failing horribly at 56:14, Jacob's comment of "Julia, I'm never listening to you again" right at the baby event of "Publicly Embarrassed By Spouse"