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RARE FOOTAGE Steven Seagal & The SNL Episode They Tried To Bury

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Once upon a time, a room full of idiots in suits came up with the idea of having Steven Seagal host Saturday Night Live. Those people, I assume, were fired the day after this episode was aired, and never given a job in Hollywood ever gain. And rightfully so. This was perhaps the greatest hosting performance ever captured on film. Not only was he a pain in the butt leading up to the filming, but he was absolutely useless on the day. No effort. Minimal preparation. Absolutely no skill. This, is the result. I have tried to include as much footage as possible without copping a strike, so it might be longer than usual, but I tried to give y'all as much footage as possible. This is a serious documentary. Kinda. It took me a while to get this past the copyright wardens and I had to slice it up more than i would have liked. This seems to happen to me a lot. The uncensored version is available on Patreon, and I will be uploading the full skits on there in the next couple of days also. Please support if you can. Thanks for watching legends, and have an awesome weekend! I hope y'all enjoy. Peace legends
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@senseiseagal1983 Creator 3 years ago (edited) Pinned

EDIT After two years uploaded without a problem, now I get a copyright strike and demonetised. Someone explain that. Madness. Absolute madness! Jerks! My Seagalians and friends- This is now my 6th or 7th attempt to keep this uploaded. I lost track. I've tried many times. Thank you as always for your support. If this is your first time watching it, I hope you enjoy. There would be a lot of clips you may not have seen. If this is your 5th or 6th time watching it, you're a true champion in my book! Think about supporting the channel on Patreon. Uncensored, exclusive content https://www.patreon.com/SenseiSeagal Stay awesome. I shall continue to good fight! Peace legends.

@Wecamein2nd 2 years ago

I dont think he ever laughed...unless he told a joke. His best joke is his ongoing 40+ year career

@williamtoad8040 2 years ago

Only Steven Seagal could make SNL feel like you’re watching an awkward high school theater production

@gotrix2965 3 years ago

Show some respect. This man was a Gravy Seal. The Sensei of Buffet. He won the Buttered Croissant for bravery. He took out an entire battalion of Szechuan shrimp with his bare hands. He is a black belt in the fine art of, "Are you gonna finish that?" AND Bullshido! Respect the man.

@Ferret-v8r 1 year ago

Saw this when it aired decades ago and I never forgot how Seagal turned his head 4 times despite only receiving 3 fake slaps 23:24

@mrheem 2 years ago

One day small children will ask me if Steven Seagal was a real person and i'll have to think about it.

@user-otzlixr 2 years ago

Seagal’s barber is actually a great painter…

@michaelangus5602 3 years ago

I've watched the episode and it is strange, props to Rob Schneider for basically salvaging some humour from the sketches he was in, also his cover of kung fu fighting is something I wish I could blot out of my memory entirely... and that's why you've gotta protect the planet

@redtidalwave3377 1 year ago

Why did our guy Chris Farley pass away and Steven Segal still walks the earth.. God has a sense of humor

@RooseveltsAllLivesMatter 3 years ago

YouTube removing this historical document is equivalent to streaming services saying they can't show Schindlers List or Saving Private Ryan.

@seanmcclure 2 years ago

All he had to do was make fun of himself a little.

@gulgul877 2 years ago (edited)

Hanz and Franz are far more convincing tough guys then seagal could ever be

@robleigh461 1 year ago

Too bad SNL didn't do a sketch of Seagal simply running in his iconic little girly arm-flapping style.. It would have become a classic.

@Ob1sdarkside 3 years ago

Met Chris Farley about 3 months before he died. He was way better than sensei self belief.

@foster5819 1 year ago

I genuinely hope this is unveiled someday. His ability to make every sketch a horrible Steven Seagal flick is in a roundabout way hilarious to me.

@Shaunstruthchannel 3 years ago

I was on a flight last night that featured a Steven Seagal movie, and the movie was so bad, that people were literally walking out of the movie in mid flight. No parachutes!