Hey guys, I speak Japanese and Dan asked for a translation so I translated this for you guys.
Just a forewarning, this game does not wrap up most of the storylines it sets up and takes giant leaps in the plot from scene to scene so…here we go 👍
(Also, I’m just gonna give you some quick back story because the game doesn’t give it to you before it starts, but from context from the cutscenes you can figure out that the set up of the story is that Camus, the Dalmatian like dog and the first dancer, used to have a relationship of some sort with Sarah, the main girl dog, but he left one day without saying anything and now she’s sad and alone. And also now Johnny wants to get with Sarah. Wow, I can’t believe I’m typing this so seriously)

First cutscene 8:34 :
Essentially sarah is complimenting Johnny for practicing by himself and says she likes people who work hard and Johnny says, “oh, so you’re talking about Camus again?” Implying that who she really likes is Camus (the first Dalmatian like dog) and not him. She then backs away assumedly because he hit the nail on the head (I can’t believe I’m seriously translating this).

Second cutscene (between Johnny and Beth) 27:10 :
Johnny is asking Beth if she thinks Sarah still likes Camus and she says she doesn’t know. Johnny gets upset saying that he just doesn’t understand Sarah and what she’s thinking. Beth then recommends that he and Sarah have a long conversation about it together to figure out where they stand.

Third cutscene (between Sarah and the two twins) 31:58 :
They show up to Sarah’s dressing room excited about johnnys performance and saying how cool he is and how great that he and Sarah would be together. Sarah has a sad reaction to this and the twins call her out asking, “are you still hung up on Camus?”. She then looks at a picture of him without answering.

Fourth cutscene (with Johnny, Camus and Sarah) 35:58 :
Johnny gets mad at Camus and says, “you’ve come back so nonchalantly after all this time. Don’t you have anything to say?!” and he grabs Camus. Sarah then stops Johnny saying that it doesn’t matter anymore. Camus then says “Sarah…”.

Fifth cutscene (with Camus and Sarah on stage) 39:29 :
Camus says the reason he left was because he wanted to know what the outside world was like. He says the reason he didn’t tell Sarah he was leaving was because he didn’t want to expose her to any danger (whatever the fuck that means, sounds like an excuse to me but aight). He then apologizes to Sarah for making her feel lonely and asks for her forgiveness. She then cries. Camus then goes on a long rant about how the world out there is way more free than this place and that they’re all trapped here. He says that they should all leave and go together. He says he came back to get Sarah and bring her with him and Sarah gets up and hugs him. Everyone applauds (what the fuck is happening).

That’s essentially how it ends. It’s super fucking abrupt and doesn’t resolve any story lines and I can’t believe that I just spent so much time translating this furry’s wet dream/fever dream.

Edit: also I didn’t think this was important at first because it’s not relevant to the plot but Arin didn’t fully read the word bubble at the end so I thought I could just translate it real quick. The text bubble that pops up at the end says “you can now select the ‘model type’ via the options”. What does that mean? Who could possibly know

Can we take a moment to appreciate that it took several episode for both the Grumps to realized "tab: show dirt" meant if you press tab it shows dirt. But less than 1 episode to understand how to play a game that is explained in another language.

"So many people are like "This is a furry" "No, THIS is a furry" and I'm left to sift through the wreckage!"
- Dan Avidan

arin bringing these furry games to dan feels like when you tell your friend youre gay and then they just buy you every pride item from target

Let’s not let the obvious furry jokes for this episode outshine the fact that Avi was always so supportive of Dan. Even back when he was unsure whether or not a career in music was a good idea for his son, he still decided to support him because he knew it made his son happy.

So when is NSP gonna have a tragic rock ballad of Dan trying to figure out what kind of furry he is?

I feel like Arin is less a furry, and more just down for whatever. Lol

"I thought this was a new development in our culture" Dan, honey the first ever furry convention was in 1989 and to even have it means there were furries before that. Hell you can trace modern fursuiting back to the Victorian era with pantomime shows featuring actors in anthropomorphized animal suits.

Last night, when I put on my cat ears and got ready for my show at the Amazon warehouse in Lincoln, Nebraska, I really thought my career tanked. But hearing Dan say he went through the same thing at 30, it really lifted me out of that hole.

They missed the opportunity to call this Dog Dog Revolution.

I love this “Game Grumps plays Horrible  2000s PS2 games” phase that we’re in.

I'd like to imagine the police in this universe are armed with spray bottles and those clickers that Caesar Milan uses

Dan’s Gender Reveal Party joke at 28:33 KILLED me. Christ I was dying at that 🤣🤣

The jokes are KILLING me
"They would have a beautiful litter"

That guttural 'Oh nooooo' at the beginning is the sure sign of an amazing episode.

Arin: 'Dalmation Action'
Dan: 'Don't say it like that...'

I think for “cheap” they meant “poor” which is significantly worse that THAT is what it translated to

I love that the intro gave Dan some kind of furry existential crisis, he's just sliding faster and faster into it ain't he

9:47 Lilian and Vivian were originally from a litter of seven, but their mother ate five of them.

I'm legit impressed that Arin could continue the banter of the show while doing the notes. I couldn't keep up!

Ngl, teared up a little when Dan told little bit about his Dad at old show of his

What a champ of a father