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"When life gives you lemons, you make lemon pound cake"
-Afroman

"Now, if you're unfamiliar with hip hop, this does happen where people claim to have slept with the wives of their  enemies" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

the missing money - what's even funnier is that the woman working the desk at the cop shop is the person who told him money was missing.  He had no idea  -  she told him there was a discrepancy between what they had counted and what they were returning, and it was all on film because the TV news crew was there.

One more detail I was hoping Josh would mention: When the officer's ex wife was cross examined, the cops' lawyer asked her "You didn't have a restraining order against your ex husband or anything like that, right?" And she was like "No I absolutely did file a restraining order against him".

The comedy writes itself.

The police caused $24,000 in damage and left his home unsafe for his family, including his kids (no front door!). Here's a concept for our so-called justice system: In some countries, the cops have to refund innocent people for the damage they cause to their homes.

I'm waiting for Afroman's next hit, "Because I Got Sued".

I watched "Will you help me repair my gate?" within 48 hours of it dropping and have been tracking it since. The amount of cultural impact this is making is astounding and I love it almost as much as I love lemon pound cake

It's just wild to me that the police can destroy an innocent person's house and then be like "lol ok bye"

FYI Cops seizing property illegally is the second highest form of theft behind emoloyers not paying their employees in the US

The latest is now the judge in Afroman’s case ruled that he must split court costs with the cops.  This has never happened before.  If you won your case you don’t normally split court costs with the people who sued you.  So now, people are hoping Afroman appeals that decision.  I think afroman may turn this judge into a song.

Big shout out to the coordinating American flag tie worn by Afroman’s attorney - they covered every angle

Ok, but admittedly, "no, she's been dead for years" is hilarious. Like, if this weren't a defamation trial, those would be some amazing responses.

Ohio loves Afroman and we support his right to show his own security videos as visuals for his original tunes.

Afroman just pulled off the best marketing campaign  ever, compliments of the police department.  Effing genius

The police lady crying while her own dedicated Afroman song is playing in court is absolutely frying me.

Bro the answer "I don't know she's been dead for years" to the question "are you a SOB" is a GENUINELY hilarious answer

The best part of the bodycam footage was when they opened the safe and one cop said, "He must have known we were coming." Couldn't be a mistake or bad intel. That cop already decided Afroman was a drug and sex trafficker, and refused to accept any lack of evidence. Dude shouldn't be a mall security guard with those leaps of logic.

54:52 "My client may tell jokes, but he will not tell a lie" sums up this ENTIRE case 😂😂😂😂😂

“It’s ageist to have to explain what a CD is to someone who still has really good joints.” Josh Johnson is simply outstanding