The reason it was important whether she was a virgin is because in Hellsing lore full blooded vampires can only be made from a virgin. If it's not a virgin, then what the human will turn into if a vampire drinks their blood is a "ghoul" instead.

By confirming that yes, she is a virgin, this gives him the confidence to fatally wound/shoot her because he can just make her into a vampire now.

The ending is actually good within the show. The catboy is basically the physical embodiment of Schrodinger's cat (it was stated from his introduction). So when Alucard absorbs him, he absorbs that as his being. It was foreshadowed before the ending. So it wasn't plot armor or bad writing. Also I feel attacked because I didn't put it together that Alucard was Dracula backwards until Hellsing Abridged because I never heard of Alucard before.

Because modern vampire stories forget in Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dracula could turn into wolves, bats, mist, and the sun doesn't particularly hurt him. So most of the time Hellsing is the classic Dracula versus the modern wimpy vampires that just suck blood and make ghouls.

Hellsing is, shockingly, the story that best keeps up with Dracula lore. Hellsing is better at keeping vampire working the same way Bram Stoker did than the fucking movie adaptations of Bram Stoker's book do.

One thing that gets dropped hardcore by any later adaptation of vampires is that, originally, only people who were virgins could become one.

So yeah, Alucard had to ask Police Girl if she still had her v card. Because if she didn't, he couldn't have shot through her and saved her "life" later, because he couldn't have made her a vampire.

So, about Alucard asking Seras if she's a virgin; In the world of Hellsing, you can only become a vampire if you fulfill two criteria: 1. You must be a virgin. 2. The vampire that turns you must be of the opposite sex. If EITHER of these criteria aren't met, you turn into a ghoul (aka a zombie under the vampire's command).

The Cat Boy’s ability (Schrodinger’s Cat) is an absolute mind fuck of an ability, its a complete paradox where while one thing is true about the ability holder, so is the opposite, so Cat Boy is at all times everywhere and nowhere, dead and alive, exists and doesnt exist, etc. The plan of The Major (main antag) is to force Alucard to consume the cat boy and gain his ability. Because Alucard has some 3 million souls within him, the ability applies to each, meaning Alucard is always in infinite places 3,000,000th power. This caused his consiousness to scatter because thats just what would happen if you were in infinity^3,000,000 power places all at once.

1.Its established earlier in the series that having blood offered is more potent then it being taken, as it makes the souls in question fuse together

Schrödinger ,being a living paradox that can stay alive and appear everywhere and nowhere so long as he can recognise his own existence, offered his blood to Alucard and as a result Alucard got his powers as a baseline.

The trouble however is that because Alucard had over 3 million souls inside of him, he couldn't recognise himself. Literally forcing him to just stop existing

That is until he expelled every other soul except his own from his body. Which took very nearly 30 years to do.

2. Walter actually came really close to killing Alucard. Only failing due to sheer luck and Alucard  making him run out of time.

The Hellsing Abridged series I 100% recommend, it somehow makes an insane anime even insaner with off the wall jokes and dialogue.

It's Schrodingers Catboi, thats why eating him turns you into a paradox, they're all magical in some way and that catboy is straight up just a paradox so he dies and comes back over and over.

Alucard single handely reversed the damage Twilight did

That cat boy is Schrödinger cats. As long as he can recognize his own existence he can never die. But when he fell into the blood rivers he could no longer recognize his own existence in the sea of souls that were the blood rivers.

The thing cj forgot to mention is the cat boy is named Schrodinger's after the scientist with a cat in a box his entire purpose is to be a paradox to stop alucard

12:25 Perfect for halloween lol

The fact of he's referencing COD in this video and now the new modern warfare game has Alucard and his signature pistols. This man can see the future.

"WATCHU WANT LUKE?!?!" "I CANT HEAR YOU LUKE"

The Abridged version by TFS is GOATED🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Where you think you going? BRING YOUR LITTLE FINE ASS BACK HERE!!”😂😂😂😂😂😂

Schrodinger's Cat, Alucard absorbed it. If you know the lore behind Schrodinger yall wouldn't be questioning but hey every vid has to have one of yall saying the plot became mash potatoes

The entire plot of Hellsing is writers testing how much absinthe they can drink and still be able to write a script. It's ridiculous on every level and it's gloriously absurd. I love it!

One of the most interesting things about Hellsing that not everyone notices is that it's actually a Monster Mash! Alucard is obviously old school Dracula, Anderson is Frankenstein's Monster, the risen humans are essentially Zombies and there are also a werewolve, cyborg, mad doctor,  Benjamin Button (shout out again to TFS, please watch the abridged), our delightful paradox of a cat boy and others I'm likely forgetting. Freaking delight to watch them be thrown together and not be watered down to glittery jokes or children's fodder❤

Rule of thumb: If someone asks you what you think they are, you say the obvious answer, and they respond with 15:07, you need to get tf out of there NOW!!